TOWIE- is anyone bothered? I don't even know if I am but if there's enough interest I may have a peek at the new series....

[Fairylea]

Anyone going to watch?

Can't stand Lewis and the new girls but I am interested to see how Lydia fits back into the series. And arg probably salivating over her. And Gemma getting annoyed...

Oh I'm a sucker for the rubbish that is towie :)

[misstiredbuthappy]

Jeremy Kyle should do a towie special.

[MikeTheShite]

Please tell me it's not just me who finds 'GC's hair extremely irritating. She would look so much better either brunette or a bob. both really

[Trillions]

Oh god I really hate the way Ferne's voice goes all raspy and squawky when she gets upset. So annoying. Liked how she put Vas and Lauren on the spot in episode 1 about whether Chloe was invited to their trashfest fashion party though. I wish Charlie would leave the show, she's great without him.

Dan has gone way down in my estimation after the way he spoke to Jasmine. I don't like her, but it's his own fault she went around slagging him off!

Jess looks so old compared to all the others! I know she is a bit older than most of them but she could easily be 40. I think it's the thick dark foundation that does it.

Gemma is obviously delighted at having ruined Bobby and Harry's relationship. Did anyone else laugh when Bobby said that her being with them in Marbs was like "an elephant in the room"?

I miss Joey

[caramelwaffle]

Fernes voice is like a bag of gravel, in a mixture of black road tar, dragged along the back of a pick up truck, on a rocky road.

[misstiredbuthappy]

Fernes a dick

[BelleateSebastian]

Gemma really as a terrible cunt isn't she! And as for Charlie Simms, how someone can be so pious and ugly with just one head is anyone's guess!!

[MikeLitoris]

Belle yes yes yes. Agree so much with all of that ^

[rainbowfeet]

Elliott's bum in those tight grey trousers tonight!!!!!

Hubba Hubba

[MiloSimpson]

caramel that made me howl with laughter - great description.

[AlpacaYourThings]

Lauren Pope and Mark Wright have also shagged.

[caramelwaffle]

Oh goodness; I've missed another episode.

Catch up time.

Milo ...and that's her "posh n demure for tv voice" I'm sure...

[WaitMonkey]

Why are they pretending there is sexual tension between Dan and Georgia when he is dating Jacqueline thingy from Eastenders ?

[misstiredbuthappy]

I thought that too wait I think its because there boring and have no storylines. Theres too many girls in towie now that havrnt god any storylines.

What was with all the mums in it last night ?! Made me laugh.

[MikeTheShite]

grace is 27???

[Blondeshavemorefun]

the dyed blonde mums having a cuppa, harrys mum looks sweet

obv gemma is overjoyed that bobby/harry have spilt up

fern always looks as if crying, a bit of support from charlie would be nice

[PeachyPinky]

Charlie looks like he needs to chill a bit. I think gaining and maintaining Sims family respect, is a lot of weight on his shoulders.

[Scousadelic]

Gemma is dreadful, what a shit-stirrer! She is absolutely poisonous and always has that half smirk on her face that you expect of bad actors

[MikeLitoris]

I actually think chloe should apologies too. Both her and Ferne were as bad as each other in that argument. I've no idea why she thinks Ferne needs to try so hard to win her approval.

[Scousadelic]

Chloe summed it up though as I'm sad but I'm not sorry which I guess is understandable considering how often Fearne has let Charlie down.

Can't understand how Gemma's mum is so totally defensive of her. If my daughter was behaving like that at 33 I might have some advice for her. She is 10 years older than a lot of the others yet behaves like a real "mean girl" in an attempt to be in with the in crowd

[ScooseIsLoose]

Gemma is ridiculous she needs to go and give her head a wobble! She was ok when she first joined but now she's just a ridiculous. And why have they brought Harry back he was crap the first time round if bloody amy childs comes back I'm
Boycotting the show!. I did used to think Chloe was the nicest girl but now all this "you have to respect the family, she's bringing shame on the family," bollocks sorry Chloe your not the godfather love!. I don't even know why I watch this crap there's no one I really like except maybe billie fairs, she's sweet, and the legend that is Lydia's mum Debbie I love her!

[misstiredbuthappy]

Gemma gets more and more repulsive as the series continue. How many relationships has she ruined !

I hate graces stupid fake laugh

I dont understand why elliot was defending "his mrs" theyve only been together 3 episodes. He should stick to what his good at ... flashing his pecs :)

[gallicgirl]

I nipped into Charlie's deli on Saturday and he was actually rather nice and friendly.


Disclaimer: only ever watched 1 episode a long time ago.

[caramelwaffle]

Scoose I love that phrase; I'm going to steal it

"...give her head a wobble"

[ZebraZeebra]

At the birthday party - Georgia's? - when her parents gave her the KEYS TO A NEW CAR, it was the most understated reaction ever! And her mum had this way of saying a muted "happy birthday" into her drink like she actually hated her daughter. If you were giving your kid a car for their birthday, surely you'd make a big song and dance about it??

Agree about Chloe's ridiculous "you must respect the faaaaamily" mantra Godfather-style. Who do they think they are? Bonkers.

[MikeLitoris]

Yy! The bizarre car present. She obviously already knew about it. She knew the colour of it.