TOWIE- is anyone bothered? I don't even know if I am but if there's enough interest I may have a peek at the new series....

[Fairylea]

Anyone going to watch?

Can't stand Lewis and the new girls but I am interested to see how Lydia fits back into the series. And arg probably salivating over her. And Gemma getting annoyed...

Oh I'm a sucker for the rubbish that is towie :)

[misstiredbuthappy]

I think she had a cotton thread through her cheeks ! God knows why I dont know how it works maybe it ties at the back somehow like a new version of a croydon face lift

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

Oh yes, it's a non surgical face lift. She needs a bloody good hair cut, it's all wrong for her face shape.

[misstiredbuthappy]

They all must get to 20 then do anything they can to freeze their faces :)

[Cheboludo]

Does anyone else remember this story from February? www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2560586/Chloe-Sims-wraps-arms-TOWIE-star-Elliot-Wright-theyre-caught-kissing-nightclub.html. (Sorry, can't do proper links on my phone)

I reckon Chloe & Elliot have been together for much longer than they are admitting and that the Mario / Chloe showmance was a smokescreen to hide the real relationship.
I suspect that's why they are both furious with Ferne for the shag in toilet comment - she strikes me as exactly the type of woman who thinks she is irresistible when drunk & so comes on to her ex's sister's new man as revenge.


I wasn't keen on Lydia returning to TOWIE but she has managed to make Arg slightly more likeable than he has been for many series. It's obvious he really does love her and there is a spark between them but she still shouldn't go back there. The Arg / Gemma relationship always felt like an attempt to get them both air-time, I think Arg & Lydia is a more genuine relationship even if it is just friendship.

[PeanutPatty]

I'm disgusted at Lewis' "you nailed her" comment.

GC FFS get over yourself will ya! Stop being such a nasty bitch and perhaps your love life will improve.

Arg is the class clown who will never grow up. The whole they shagged must be a complete falsehood. I also can't help staring at Lydia's lips. They look odd. I find Arg phoning her mum to have an intimate chat very odd.

[Cheboludo]

PeanutPatty I'd forgotten his comment "in the sh*tter?" - disgusting! Also, why the hell are he & Grace big mates now when she spent last series crying about why he wasn't into her? I'm firmly on Fran's side of this fight.

[WowserBowser]

Lewis said 'in the shitter'?! About who?

[Cheboludo]

Maybe I misheard but I think he said it when Arg told him & Elliot that he had slept with Lydia. Both Arg & Elliot basically went "yuck, Lewis" & changed the subject.

[mumatron]

I think he said 'did you bang the shit out of her?'

Vile.

[AlpacaYourThings]

Anyone see tonight's? I think Lydia's sister is right to be protective, Arg had no respect for Lydia before.

Do not like Danielle at all.

Quite a tame episode, finale on Wednesday!

[Shoopshoop2]

Looks as though they cut the most exciting bit of the wedding out.

[Chipstick10]

I would've loved to have seen the argument at the wedding. I wonder why they cut it out

[PeanutPatty]

Lewis said "did you nail the shit out of her?" I think. Elliot and Arg looked like they wanted the ground to open up probably because it was said on camera. Had it been a private conversation I'm sure the other two would have kept the conversation going in a similar vein.

[WowserBowser]

The wedding would have been hard to edit with Mark and Michelle being there.

[WaitMonkey]

I don't think the wedding argument was edited out. More likely it wasn't actually filmed. Leah is only a minor character, her wedding wasn't the major feature of the episode, that it would have been if it was say, Chloe or Fearn getting married. They just filmed the ceremony and left them to it. There's no way they wouldn't have shown a "Wright family" argument if they had it on film.

[Shoopshoop2]

That could be it Wait. Shame.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Agree if was filmed it would have been shown

Where were eliots and Leah's parents ?

And why does everyone call Leah on her honeymoon

[sheldonesque]

Gawd he isn't going to propose is he?

I will definitely smell tears then...

[sheldonesque]

And Chloe has miffed the Wrights...

Now she will see how getting on the wrong side of family feels.

Remember how you got miffed at Sam and Ferne?

Suck it up dearie.

[mumatron]

Oh yes chloe. Time to see what it feels like with the shoe on the other foot.

I've missed the first ten mins. Did I miss much?

Lauren has really wrinkly eyes.

[sheldonesque]

Nah not much. Arg whinged. Lyd cried. Same old same old

Aaaaaah alleged nuddy Fran pics. Tissue Diags?

[sheldonesque]

I'm surprised Lauren's wrinkles weren't taken care of with 'injectables' visits.

[sheldonesque]

Fuck me it is a fat Buddy Holly.

lay off the vino Sheldy, lay off the vino

[sheldonesque]

I've either overindulged or I'm numb with boredom.

Is it so wrong to be longing for strife instead of a love-fest?

Humbug.

[PeanutPatty]

For an end of season finale that was bleeding DULL.