TOWIE- is anyone bothered? I don't even know if I am but if there's enough interest I may have a peek at the new series....

[Fairylea]

Anyone going to watch?

Can't stand Lewis and the new girls but I am interested to see how Lydia fits back into the series. And arg probably salivating over her. And Gemma getting annoyed...

Oh I'm a sucker for the rubbish that is towie :)

[PeanutPatty]

Gemma is just nasty. And rude.

Charlie I can't even look at. He's not the slightest bit attractive. Both his personality and his looks are shockingly non existent.

[Ownerofalittlechimp]

God it's just addictive garbage isn't it, only just catching up! Can I just ask WTF is going on with Charlie's hair, curtains, really???

[BBQsAreSooooOverrated]

Charlie is yuck, his hair is all slimy looking and the style does him no favours. Not sure how he managed to get 20 women to sleep with him

Why are their veneers so big?
Lauren and Chloe in particular seem to have a face full of massive white teeth

[ThunderbumsMum]

Ooh, that Elliott is a proper scumbag.

[mumatron]

Even if he has a text from Ferne I still take her side over his. I just can't stand him.

[mumatron]

(It's Mike btw. Have namechanged)

[mumatron]

Yikes. That got a bit high pitched.

[ThunderbumsMum]

That shouting came from nowhere. And then ended as fast

argh, butt out Elliott, you total prick

[mumatron]

His personality is so ugly.

[ThunderbumsMum]

You're right - he is very ugly on the inside

[sheldonesque]

Elliott - the polish is wearing off and the inner turd is shining through. Almost as brightly as your lucky bag teeth.

Classless. And a disgrace.

Perfect for Chloe.

[MikeTheShite]

What the heck is slut dropping?

I have a strange respect.for danis bf?

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Slightly behind as always lol

Chloe looks awful with no make up - when playing in bed with Elliot

There is so much fake giggling and smiling - why on earth do I watch this now?? Used to be much better years ago

Why did Lewis ask vag permission to go out with Lauren pope?

Will Ricky ever live with Jess?

Bloody Harry's mum saying Harry is upset over what Gemma is doing - yes she can be a bitch - but Harry shouldn't have stuck his dick up another blokes bum should he !!!!!

Rose petals on the bed are a nightmare - the hotel did it on our honeymoon

[PeanutPatty]

Elliott looks weird now he's been Botox'd. I can stop staring at his forehead. I did feel for Fearne when she got called out over asking to shag him in the toilet!

Ricky is slimy. They won't move in. She should quit her losses now whilst she can.

Why did Grace lose the plot last night? Why are Fran and Georgia no longer considered close friends?

[SittingNextToSanta]

I admire Grace, for pulling the other two up on being fake.

Elliott, it has all been said already, what an arse.

[mumatron]

just saw this on twitter

at number 11

[PeanutPatty]

Mega hysterics at nbr 11 here too!

[BBQsAreSooooOverrated]

11 was spot on. She didn't look best pleased at the prospect!
The foot phycic. Ick. I'd hate someone's feet on my head

[ILikeToMoveItMoveIt]

That link is brilliant. I also liked number 8

What the hell was that face threading all about. Seriously horrid.

A slut drop is a dance move. Drop to the floor with yourr feet on the floor and your knees apart, then back up again

[mumatron]

I see Billie has had her baby. Wonder what they will call her. I can't see her going for anything to out there.

[MikeTheShite]

Very excited about Billies baby!

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Elliot didn't say he didn't shag ferne in the toilet ........

Maybe that's why he hates her so much

[BBQsAreSooooOverrated]

Ah I thought threading was hair removal. That threading Leah was having sounds scary.

[NickiFury]

Yay Lockie is back. Now I will start being bothered again. I love him

[NickiFury]

How dare Elliot parade around with those ridiculous teeth? He's a complete joke.