TOWIE- is anyone bothered? I don't even know if I am but if there's enough interest I may have a peek at the new series....

[Fairylea]

Anyone going to watch?

Can't stand Lewis and the new girls but I am interested to see how Lydia fits back into the series. And arg probably salivating over her. And Gemma getting annoyed...

Oh I'm a sucker for the rubbish that is towie :)

Can't stand Dan (Daily Fail article today with photos of him with Lauren from EE if anyone is interested). I don't think it's fair to have a pop at jasmine even if she has slept with a lot of people. Surely we're in 2014 and it's okay for women to have sex for the sake of having sex and effectively do what men have been boasting about for hundreds of years. Slaps of misogyny to me. Don't like him.

They all sleep with each other.

Toms a right man slag

"Man slag" heh

I'm about to watch the second episode in catch up. Close and Elliot Eh? Gawd help us.

Has anyone the time and inclination to list who has slept with who in TOWIE?

Mark Wright - Lauren G, Lucy, Sam

Sam - Joey, MW

Lucy - Mario

Mario - Lauren P, Lucy

Arg- Lydia, Gemma, Amy, Jasmine

Tom, LG, LP, Jasmine

Do carry on the list.

Kirk - Lauren P, Amy

Tom also slept with Lucy :) ...

Lewis - sam, flirty pants with grace, on and off with his ex

Close = Chloe

Didn't watch it earlier.

Gemma - Arg, Rami (also shared bed with GBFF Bobby)

Mark Wright - Lauren G, Lucy, Sam

Sam - Joey, MW, Lewis

Lewis - Sam, grace

Lucy - Mario, Tom

Mario - Lauren P, Lucy

Arg- Lydia, Gemma, Amy, Jasmine

Tom- LG, LP, Jasmine, Lucy

Kirk- Lauren P, Amy

Did Gemma or Bobby ever sleep with that guy who was into Michael Jackson?

Jamie - Billie, Frankie

It doesn't seem so tired

Lucy shagged mark wright too

Mario has had Chloe too

Gemma did i think. its very incestuous

i couldn't watch the Chloe Elliot here to eternity scene, its was too much.

and her boobs don't move at all!!!!

Was Jamie an ex of Billie as in Sam's sister or the other Billie?

Mark Wright - Lauren G, Lucy, Sam

Sam - Joey, MW, Lewis

Lewis - Sam, grace

Lucy - Mario, Tom, Mark

Mario - Lauren P, Lucy, Chloe

Arg- Lydia, Gemma, Amy, Jasmine

Tom- LG, LP, Jasmine, Lucy

Kirk- Lauren P, Amy

Bobby- Harry, Charlie

Gemma- Ramie, Charlie, Arg

Chloe- Elliot, Mario

So I'm guessing Frank Major is not coming back now.
Lauren goodger and sam both slept with lewis bloor he was the guy lauren supposedly cheated on mark when they properly broke up first time round (pre-towie)

Mark Wright - Lauren G, Lucy, Sam

Sam - Joey, MW, Lewis

Lewis - Sam, grace. Lauren G

Lucy - Mario, Tom, Mark

Mario - Lauren P, Lucy, Chloe

Arg- Lydia, Gemma, Amy, Jasmine

Tom- LG, LP, Jasmine, Lucy

Kirk- Lauren P, Amy

Bobby- Harry, Charlie

Gemma- Ramie, Charlie, Arg

Chloe- Elliot, Mario

I wonder if they have all had the same STI passed between them all?

Billie as in Sams sister.

Harry - Barry, Bobby

is there anyone that hasn't done the rounds

what do we think of the new girls i m not so sure about them

Nanny Pat...?

Lydia slept with that tom kilby aswell didnt she go out with him for a while ?

didnt jess go with joey too !?

I can't remember Jess and Joey, I do now remember Lucy and Joey, yes Lydia did see Tom K for a while and he saw his sisters friend Billie too.

Is the new girl Imogen from a model programme a few years ago?, sure she has been on TV before.

Daily fail but v. Funny
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2671243/10-Reasons-week-TOWIEs-Series-12-awful-The-Only-Way-Is-Marbs-fresh-kind-hell-Jim-Shelley.html

Oh goodness, yes: Jess and Joey.

They all sleep with each other and no one can be faithful if in the show