Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

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A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

ohwhat, thanks! Recommendations gratefully received, apart from this pretentious temple to cake lunacy

Ping translation there ' I think I understand his philosophy - I just think it's bollocks.'

Raspberries and white chocolate isn't hugely innovative. Luke.

It's a staple of supermarket cookies.

So thingy is going to make a pudding that bleeds when you cut it? Yum.

This is just pointless twatwankery no?
Bet gregg is outside with his bib on. Loves his pud.

Never tempered chocolate before. And it's white chocolate. Good luck with that, then, Jack.

I never get any onion rings (so long as they're proper ones with rings of onion rather than mush in them) because ds2 is obsessed with them.

I'm bored

I hate this self serving wankery.

Ellenora quite right too! Anyone who tries to nick a particularly nice onion ring should be threatened with the deep fat fryer, son or no son.

Are they sure that's an edible map of Barcelona? It looks like Cleethorpes to me.

That's a lot of white chocolate. Does he intend you to eat the dome?

That mango parfait looks like Pedigree Chum.

Get back to the studio and do clever things with a pork belly for God's sake.

Tempered chocolate should be shiny and snap with a hard crack. White chocolate is basically sugar.

Ping didn't temper hers.
Those leaves looked very dull.

Haha. Imagine how much sugar paste you'd need for jack's eyebrows.

He could dip his todger in the tempered chocolate and stick a raspberry on the end.....Would that be enough of a surprise?

Oh calam they were proper full on onion rings, I swear when we go back I'm getting extras of them

Jack has tiny ears.

Food in a plant pot. How original.

There were no eyebrows at all on that model, so EPIC FAIL, Spanish cake lady

Where did you go for tea? (I'm always interested in onion rings).

Ping's flower pot doesn't look like something I want to eat.

Maybe she was inspired by The Flumps.

That looks pretty horrible from Luke too.