Masterchef forrin ways: in which we take the fig lorry to Barcelona

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A new thread for the final.

Are you Team Jack or Team Ping? I'm assuming no one is a Team Luke.

FFS Luke.

Jack's done tapas at a spanish themed chain restaurant as his theme.

squoosh

What has Luke served?

It's just time filling before being made to make el bizarro food.
Wtaf is that potato abomination?

Got me worried for moment.

Mmmm. I could eat tapas right now but not the cheesy potatoes

Jeez, that cake on legs was monstrous

They didn't actually learn anything about Catalan food from that exercise, which was allegedly the justification for it.

Men who create metre high bullldog cakes don't usually marry women.

They look like fairly standard cakes (with stupid leg cake stand) on the table in front of them though.

I do rather like the cake with the legs and the spotty skirt though.

Hahahaha squoosh

What's he piping? Turds?

Surely they had something more impressive than the green cake kicking around to display?

Squoosh

He's just a Spanish blumenthal.

Just fuck off with your exploding cakes.

So, is this programme going to be made up of people who are mates with Adria? How interesting, not.

Halsall, go to Bubo. The most stunning little cakes. Get some crick crack and their marshmallows. Really.

This looks like a project you'd do with a reception class.

Crushed nuts? No, it's just the way I walk

I'll get my coat

She no like kissey.

Oh good. Pissing about making Barcelona about of stuff other people made wasn't the actual challenge.

I'd make him a Victoria sponge. See how surprised he is by that.

Me and the boys went for dinner this evening, I'm still stuffed so nothing is appealing to me here

squoosh, you should have seen the deep fried onion rings that came with my food, they were gorgeous, best I ever had, had to keep bashing ds1 away with my fork when he was trying to nick them, he's lucky I didn't stab him with it