BGT..... Please, what the jeff is the point of that golden buzzer? Singing, puppets and street dancing awaits you....

[HoneyDragon]

Puppets?

I do like her, I just wish I knew how old she was

X Factor----->

X factor --->

Huh? But she's, y'know, not young. I think, anyway. It wasn't made clear.

She's FORTY FFS people

Sob story too

HOUSE!

OFGS Pass the tissues......

Bleurgh.

You don't need the sob story love, you're through already?

Hold up, there are tears. I now hope she wins.

FFS. Where are the Stavros Flatleys and the Ashley and Pudseys?

Meh. Heard hundreds like her. Young and old.

I think that was Davina

Oh come on, you can't go without telling us how old you are ffs

Dunno Sparkers

I guess she's about forty.

I still like the posh girl with the electric violin from the other week.

Oh. It really has finished now. This has got to be the last series if this surely. I have not seen or remembered one act so far that was noteworthy.

So DH just shouted at the TV "JUST TAKE THE YES FFS"