BGT..... Please, what the jeff is the point of that golden buzzer? Singing, puppets and street dancing awaits you....

[HoneyDragon]

Puppets?

Oh. dear. lord.

Someone make it stop!!

Muscle memory going on here. My arse has spontaneously clenched.

His ears are very lopsided.

FFS

Cringe.

I'm actually worried the Sparkers is going to explode

Ohhhh, I'm laughing... a lot.

Truly, truly awful!!

And I've never ever seen a gurner on BGT

Poor bloke looks like he's going to kill himself.

A gurner at this point would be a relief.

Oh lord, now who have they put through.

They'd like a gurner too. A gurner would most likely be old and they could patronise them.

We have a winner!!

Yes, an octogenarian patronised gurner would be grand.

Ooh cycling in the square of treasure at Aldi tomorrow.

It's Rik Mayall.

Is he the voice of the meerkats

ooh Mandy didn't like that

I don't which are more offended my ears or my eyes

'Talent today is non existent'. Just today?

Was that john Lennon with a parrot?

Boy band?

Quiffy boys are going to be amaaaaaaazing