Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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New thread.

I think Ming is truly evil. Honestly, he's like the villain in a sci if film but in the bit where he's pretending not to be evil.

Lovely bit of opera for the girlie, I notice....

Dogging and masterchef. Not a good mental combo.

In the interests of fairness I rewound and YES the patronising git did say that

Yorkshire pud and caramel would be nice though.

Overcooked meat. Hurrah.

The flatbread looks bit great.

Sophie looks like a somewhat less-glam Jane Seymour. The actress, not the doomed wife of Henry VIII.

That lamb dish looks good, she must be going through.

The last 2 could walk it even if they only perform averagely

Greg was so patronising/mean to the other woman yet so encouraging to this one.

I often wondered if they sit there thinking "jesus this is way better than I can cook" but won't say it

Not thought through the figgy pud

It's a bit stingy as desserts go.

He has no loyalty Calam, I hate the way he favours one person over another

Regal mate regal
Boke

Regal my son regal

Ooh Greg, get you. 'Regal' no less.

Why only 2 layer in the Mille feuille?

I like a gremolata me

creamola

Exactly. She hasn't quite grasped the meaning of 'mille'.

It was more of a pastry sandwhich.

It was a deux feuille calam - a modern twist on a classic

Yes...surely it was a deux feuille ?