Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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You'd want chips with that.

Steak and salad ? Wot no carbs in wales?

Why would you purée fresh raspberries? Surely that's was frozen ones are for.

Not his failure though calam

Ming seems a bit cheerier tonight.

Hmm, more like the school bake-sale methinks

Two 2 foot high chocolate bunnies!!!

And they are still there!!!

You have some willpower firstchoice

Oh it's like Fridge Cake then

I'd eat the tiffin thing though. It looks nice.

God that looks good

Watery chocolate

Would a bunch of basil in a salad not taste bloody awful

Yes Duffy. Over expansion is a way of pretending that it wasn't his failure.

Gregg is SO PATRONISING.
Right love...

We have a lot of sauce for three teeny pakora thingies.

Don't think she'd thought the presentation through.

Wonder why she is panicking ? Because she has two twats going "you're running out of time...one minute...faster...quicker"

I was just wondering if I'd really heard that, Cremola!

Kofta islands in the gravy ocean next.

I hate the way they criticise so much, they have been in that position themselves

The crumb thing for the pudding doesn't look great.

Mmn more grit crumbs

He does say "go on my son" to the boys...like he is encouraging someone who is dogging

Duffy

It looks like Yorkshire pudding dessert.