Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

New thread.

That Parmesan looks like the stuff my mum used to buy in a tin that smelled like sick.

Lovely is the adjective du jour.

Kirby grip chaos

Sophie was slightly less than gracious sounding with her 'thanks..."!

Now the beef meltdown can begin.

I'll have the hipster waiter 3 ways

Sophie is less annoying today. She's not gurning quite as much as she was last week.

Lindy Hop reminds me of someone but I can't think who

Shit Cornell's

Luke's gonna lose it with Lindy hop

The beardy waiter is definitely quite fit, in a Hoxton way.

Them quenelles wouldn't pass muster with Adam.

Those quenelles are just blobs

All he has to do is quenelle. And yet..

Two handed and everything.

Arf cremola.
Oh them quenelles are well dodge.

Fussy cow could be tidy!! It's not as if she's paying for it

Did they audition the customers from hip models .com

He's a bit like John Goodman, Ellenora

Les quenelles est tres merde

Fail on the quenelles. Mine would be completely rubbish mind you (I have secretly practised when dishing up the children's ice cream. I've never told anyone that!)

Kentucky fried quail non?

I'm sorry but that quail looks rank

Customer is after Greg's job there.

@ imust

I see the restaurant is in Clerkenwell - close enough to Shoreditch. Its not on my 'must visit' list, even if the quenelles were decent.