Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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New thread.

And it's Gregg in his cap

Angels going to give birth

Naw, Aibu.

Note this chef was nice about the ravioli cutting. And he didn't issue anyone with a £250 fish or tray of lobster to potentially fuck up.

At least Monsieur le Chef seems able to accept minor imperfections, unlike Acne Boy yesterday

Oh god Dumb and Dumber are in the viewing gallery

She said shouty! She is a MNetter.

Of course they will be self conscious Gregg with your big ugly mug gawking at them

The waiter is wearing a trilby and a moustache. Hipster alert.

These seem to be double burned leeks, just for good measure.

Sorry calam, one mind in 2 bodies again

Oooo intense. HOUSE!

Rectangle plates....

Three ways burnt calam

We're clearly spending too much time together snarling at tv.

No slabs of slate? Tut.

Strange lack of braised beef so far

Push...sounds like he's ready to give birth!!

All this 'push, push' is making it sound like OBEM

I think Sophie might cry, I know I would

Where is this restaurant? Must be Shoreditch way, its so hipsterish, surely?

Burnt crackling not as fashionable as burnt veg apparently.

Where is lindyhop

Shucks!!! Team work!!!

Robert is just stood about, his redness fading....