Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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New thread.

Yeah, but the lot last night had to endure Adam. So it probably evens out.

But will it be a one- or two-handed quenelle? Those discerning diners can tell the difference

Adam was a cunt

Slow cooked stuff should be relatively easy to serve though. It's not like you can just make it on demand.

That's a fuck of a lot of pasta Danny

How red will Robert be?

Red do u mean sweaty??

It's dani, like dani's house (you know like a girl) pretentious?

Hmm, Angela is wearing plenty of mascara. Let's hope it's waterproof, or it may steam off.

I don't like some of those dishes, I think Angela is going to struggle and lindyhop man looks to comfortable, it could all go belly up if he's not careful

Bruno loubet is rather jolie laide, isn't he?

Sophie must be an MNer. She is exactly how I imagine you all

I'm noting like her!! I don't burn leeks or wear my hair in such a state!!

I would really hate to have the one that's just chopping and more choping for hours. There's no way I wouldn't get complaints about my scruffy and irregular bits of veg.

Puce face Bob might explode
Glad to see complete absence of a sous-vide machine.

Luke-bots just batonning carrot.
Hardly a stretch compared with orange jelly condom

At least this chef acknowledged the waff of some of it it: "in our chef-y" world".

His face, we should have a colour chart to map the change. He's got my chuffing glasses on!

I fear you'd be disappointed if your hoping I'm like Sophie.

Yes, imust. It's good to hear them admitting that no one in the non-chef world would bother.

If Sophie's on here she must reside in AIBU

Heaven forfend there should be any flat ravioli

I wish I was anywhere near as together as Sophie. Bet her kids aren't still up.

Oh portentous chord to accompany the fucked up ravioli.

The ravioli is saved, thank fuck

Ravioli disaster. Or almost.

No I reckon Sophie is from relationships or chat