Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

New thread.

I don't want to think of johns meat glue ...

Jack must thread his brows.

I think it's a fluffy gravy. Or, if the one tonight is anything to go by, a soup.

... or naked Greg bathing in gravy? Duffy

Did MW just wink a jack? Or was it a twitch?

They all love Jack so much that even MW is winking saucily at him.

Before I cook Gregg three ways I will drown him in bloody gravy, they can't win can they, it's either too much or not enough

It's the eyebrows, halsall.

Greg is so annoying when he just repeats what the other judge says. He serves no good purpose on this show.

Arf duffy

Soup in a jug?

Soup with a side of soup.

Whaaaa...? Soup with gravy, then?

The beignet lorry got there first this week...

They even give their verdict on the dishes 'three ways'. It's the same words, different order.

A side of some more soup. In case anyone wants seconds. Hilarious. Poor Theo, gotta love his optimism.

Arf at bean. They're too scared to do anything other than repeat what MW says.

Dear God you would think theo had just slaughtered his first born

He was unnecessarily horrible to theo.

Ping won this

Bye theo...

Bye theo

Poor theo

Yes. Theo was no going to make it regardless. They don't love him.

BabyFennel I'm Amazed was a top forty hit from Lonestar.