Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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New thread.

Am a little mournful at no boxes...even if I couldn't work out how it worked

Omg there ARE

I hate the use of exceptional on this. They can't all produce something exceptional, because none of them would be, erm, exceptional.

What, no boxes?

Ah, but there's an extensive larder so they can use pretty much anything they need.

Scary wareing alert

Jack wore a hedgehog instead of a hat

Theo looks like dracula.

I do rather enjoy Theo's expression of sardonic superiority

We need instant mash and figs and sea bream here

"Like" a fish soup??

No Greg. It's a fish soup

I seem to recall Adam was a bit of a twat when he was a contestant. Now he wants to be as grumpy as Marcus 'Angry' Wareing. Why is MW all over my tv tonight anyway?

Did Gregg just say 'allioli'?

Oooh little boxes and an extended larder, they should be fine so

I love how if Adam's restaurant served up little ripped up bits of fish, it'd be groundbreaking at £30 a pop.

I don't like Marcus wareing. He comes across as so far up his own arse he's inside out.

Using pricy ingredients = schoolboy error

Arf calam

Arf @ Calam. MW went to school with my SIL. I don't think he was noticeably inside-out at that point.

Greg must be sweating like a pig in all those layers.

Jack 3 ways

A butternut 2 way? Is that allowed

3 way beet root!! Fuck me

Thanks for clearing up how the invention test works, jack. I'd never have worked it out.

Good plan, picking something you haven,t cooked.

There's a lot of fondant potato on display tonight.

No calamitously I don't either, I was subtracting 2 points from every dish on Great British Menu to get his scores. He seems dickish for no reason.