Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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Over salted. The waste here is really scary.

I want to go bury Adam in salty mashed potatoes. And then hug the halibut guy

Bleeding beef :-(

Poor Michael. It's not just fucking cooking some beef, you arse.

An hour ! There's no way anyone here is a real customer who popped in for lunch,

What do these people expect! Never cooked in a restaurant themselves yet it's rammed

You look a mess Adam. What is that fuzz on your chin?

If you added benny hill music this would be hilarious

I offiicially declare that Adam is a prick!!! of the highest order

This is excruciating to watch. Those poor contestants.

The others will be planting pubic hairs in Pings dishes...

I actually want to cry for them

Please someone gob in his family's check.

His family. So the people least likely to be a problem for his restaurant. Yeah, real 'paying customers' aplenty.

I wish I had shares in j-cloths , cling film and bin bags

Someone actually married him????

Here we go runny pannacotta

The waste makes me fume
And the wanker chef matey you were on masterchef ooh about 5 minutes ago.

And sea vegetables Creamola.

And they served all the mains before the desserts too.

Ummm 6 doesn't go into 20...

Why chefs such arrogant wankers

'One-handed quenelle', fnaar fnaar

Could he not just use one of those potato mash scoops

Rofl