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Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:55

New thread.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:19

The head chef makes Andy Murray look like a barrel of laughs and he can bra miserable sod

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CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:19

My favourite masterchef episode sent them to wagamama's to cook. How DH and I laughed at how much they were scraping the professional kitchen barrel.

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ThePearShapedToad · 30/04/2014 20:20

Errrr why does the fish have to be cooked at 42 degrees?? I cook fish, my fish is always cooked beautifully... I watch it. It cooks. I take it out the pan Hmm

Cremolafoam · 30/04/2014 20:20

Hear hear halsall.

What's with the wanky pen arrangement Adam? Hmm hmm

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CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:20

Come on beef, we're waiting on you.

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lisbapalea · 30/04/2014 20:20

New to the thread but pro kitchen bingo needs to include copious sweating, possibly compromising the seasoning of the deconstructed smeared bollocks on a plate.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:21

I think they promoting ping to win

Ellenora5 · 30/04/2014 20:21

Ye, I wouldn't say the customers pay a penny for it, in case it fucks up his reputation

If I was there I wouldn't just say "I'll have the halibut" I read the whole description off the menu Smile and ask the chef to come out and explain every bit of it to me, that might make him stop being so prententious

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CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:21

And, yes. I agree halsall.

It all looks a bit shit on the horrible black plates too.

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Halsall · 30/04/2014 20:21

I think they've now over-compensated for the Wagamama low-point, Calam

Cremolafoam · 30/04/2014 20:21

Doom Adam it's all doom

ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:22

Since when did tweedle dee and tweedle daft go to the restaurant and eat what they cook

ThePearShapedToad · 30/04/2014 20:22

Aaaargh he's such a douchebag

What is this restaurant called again??? I never want to visit there

HolyDrinker · 30/04/2014 20:22

I reckon Adam has bacne.

Ellenora5 · 30/04/2014 20:22

I was thinking that too ohdearits. hows the munchkin doing

LineRunner · 30/04/2014 20:22

I'm going to heat myself up some spaghetti bolognese.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:23

He's fabulous!!! Made sure he was fed before this started!!!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:23

I'd certainly rather eat in wagamama's than in adam's emporiums of poncy expensive burnt stuff.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:23

I want to shoot Adam!!

HolyDrinker · 30/04/2014 20:24

DS and I made jelly three ways today. Pineapple, raspberry and orange. Beat that Adam.

Ellenora5 · 30/04/2014 20:24

I time my fishfingers, they come out smashing Grin

ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:25

He is so rude!!!!

Cremolafoam · 30/04/2014 20:25

God he's a complete bitch.

Ellenora5 · 30/04/2014 20:25

Glad to hear it ohdearits, you have your priorities right Grin

Halsall · 30/04/2014 20:25

Ping's main task was the lobster shelling and meat-glueing, no? Not as taxing as the jobs for the others. But Ping is fantastic, says surly acne boy....