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Original poster

Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:55

New thread.

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Cremolafoam · 30/04/2014 20:02

C'mon Ping ( said in rugby supporters voice)

Original poster
CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:02

Jack is also unemployed. Hence he's described as 'graduate'. 'Amateur wrestler' was a better euphemism though.

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HolyDrinker · 30/04/2014 20:02

Bonsoir, buenas noches, guten abend. That's good evening three ways.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:02

I does like ping

LineRunner · 30/04/2014 20:02

Thank God I have found you all.

Cremolafoam · 30/04/2014 20:03

Arf@ holy

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CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:03

Grin Smile Wink. Emoticons three ways.

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ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:03

25 year old arse by the looks of things

LineRunner · 30/04/2014 20:04

Those chairs in the St Ermin's grill are hideous.

HolyDrinker · 30/04/2014 20:04

Ooh, I took against Adam in his series. Sulky fucker.

Cremolafoam · 30/04/2014 20:04

Ooh it's yer man from pro masterchef

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CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:05

I assume they've told these customer that a bunch of mastercheffers will be providing their foams and crumbs.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:05

£250 a fish!!

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HolyDrinker · 30/04/2014 20:05

"A garnish of sea vegetables". What??

Cremolafoam · 30/04/2014 20:05

Sea vegetables, now we've not had that delivery van yetShock

LineRunner · 30/04/2014 20:05

Ooh a fermentation of octopussy.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:06

Fuck filleting a fish !! Boak

Halsall · 30/04/2014 20:06

So who's going to get the easy-peasy assembly job? There's always one just primping bits of foliage on a plate, while others wrestle with octopi...

Cremolafoam · 30/04/2014 20:06

He broke that fish

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CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:06

And now he's not allowed to mess up another one. Obviously.

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HolyDrinker · 30/04/2014 20:06

Purée three ways

ohdearitshappeningtome · 30/04/2014 20:07

Pings meal looks boak too!!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 30/04/2014 20:07

Purée three ways!

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HolyDrinker · 30/04/2014 20:07

Patronising cunt

Halsall · 30/04/2014 20:07

That one enormous fish is now only good for ONE portion? Madness....