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Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

877 replies

CalamitouslyWrong · 23/04/2014 20:55

New thread.

OP posts:
HolyDrinker · 25/04/2014 20:49

Another fondant spud.

HolyDrinker · 25/04/2014 20:50

Poor Egg.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 25/04/2014 20:51

Bye Egg.
Oh that's pink.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 25/04/2014 20:52

Do u think Sophie has a mn scarf ?

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 25/04/2014 20:52

Raw duck again.

HolyDrinker · 25/04/2014 20:52

I don't doubt it. That duck is raw, not pink.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 25/04/2014 20:53

They are harsh with this dude!! Knobs

Halsall · 25/04/2014 20:53

Let's see how they rate Barbie's fabled palate now

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 25/04/2014 20:53

Yeah. Who is it?

honeybeeridiculous · 25/04/2014 20:53

Sophie is making my skin crawl, when I worked in a preschool we had some one just like her. We weren't teachers by any stretch of the imagination but this woman insisted she was a preschool teacherHmm
'Im a mummy and a teacher' Envy

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 25/04/2014 20:54

Is that....samphire?

HolyDrinker · 25/04/2014 20:54

She's over on AIBU judging people on their weekly food shop.

Halsall · 25/04/2014 20:55

Yet again, that was a dull ep. What is it with Fridays? Not good.

honeybeeridiculous · 25/04/2014 20:55

holy Grin

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 25/04/2014 20:56

I bet the Spicer is lurking too.
Well that was an amazing fuck up.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 25/04/2014 20:56

This lot feels weak compared to other rounds

HolyDrinker · 25/04/2014 20:57

Sophie won't last long. Next out I reckon.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 25/04/2014 20:57

Well that was a forgone conclusion

HolyDrinker · 25/04/2014 20:57

Egg might cry, bless him. Big yolky tears.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 25/04/2014 20:58

Same time next week if u please

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 25/04/2014 21:00

Well I'm off to the Good Food show tomorrow, so I'll be overloaded with figs and samphire. A bien tot.

cheekygeeky · 25/04/2014 22:44

Is it just me or is the meat looking incredibly raw this series?! It's making me heave watching people eat it.

And Do Fuck Off Greg!!

Deathraystare · 26/04/2014 10:29

Had samphire once. No big deal. Bit bitter. Ended up chucking the rest of it.

Ellenora5 · 26/04/2014 15:01

Hi all, I missed it, I fucked off out to nicely sozzled Grin with my friends, who got through and was there any amazing insights into what's to come, maybe they will have changed the colour of the boxes, you know to confuse us even more

KurriKurri · 26/04/2014 15:05

Sophie reminds me of the actress Harriet Walter (I have nothing useful to add regarding the food and cooking Grin)

Why does Greg have to explain the sweet and savoury box to John every time? Surely he's grasped the concept by now - it's not complicated.