Masterchef 3 ways... Sea bass, samphire, figs with a crumb.

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Greggs devouring that crab . Blaaaa.
Hi all.

Can I join in? DH has gone for a poo so I have no one to snark with.

Why did they all look surprised when Greg told them to make it? What did they think happens next?

Dd has just gone orf in a huff as I won't do tee shirt shopping with her.

Sophie may not go much further at this rate. Can Edd make a custard version of Singapore chilli crab, I wonder?

Greggs likes Dr Barbie and her amazing eyebrows.

He admires her...tastebuds

But....but....Gregg HELPED her by picking out the gills! Not fair!

I think Sophie could be ...one of us.

Such a hard challenge. I could never do it.

It would have been better if he had let her poison john.

Oh Egg. Tut

At Egg.

Missed half of this and now watching on almost silent in a hotel room while DS pretends to sleep. All commentary/updates gratefully received.

Missed half! Looks like i did well to miss crab

If I was employed to eat food for a living I would look a bit happier than Kate Spicer.

Chili crab disaster. That about sums it up, bean.

They were given a fucking difficult task which John did better than them, so he could gloat.
Fruit and fish. Oh ohhh.

Tim a l'orange is going I think.

The ballottine! Hooray. Will it be suveed?

I notice that John, Gregg and all the so-called experts insist on pronouncing it 'ballONtine'.

Frying in a pan more likely.

Spaetzle - yeah.

Pan fried then? (Fucking ridiculous term)

No custard!!