Are we communing for BGT or what?

[HoneyDragon]

Anyone want to join me on the Sofa?

But Mary think of the fun you could have making one up!

Oh FGS.

AAAH there is the sneaky twist

I used to fancy Simon. Not quite sure why I went off him really.

That was to the singer. I don't think the Queen wants to see this.

Think it may have coincided with a visit to the optician.

AH is going to cry.

DD is stealing the panel's lines - "she said I wasn't expecting that"

AH will be welling up

Jesus! Not opera!! I never know whether they're good or bad because they all sound the same to me.....I'm trash though.

Not what I was expecting. In a good way.

Not bad for a bag of nerves . I hate the sob stories

I agree Sparkling, it wasn't all that.

Oh I may have a little tear in my eye? Am I the only fool who falls for all this stuff?

I've eaten the popcorn and the white chocolate mini eggs. On to the for the blub-fest. Not sure if I'm feeling emotion or indigestion.

I hate Opera, I wasn't moved at all.

AH-so sincere.

Aaaaaw Simon you soppy bastard

NEXT!

Today's the day you learn to smile properly .

I was moved so much so that i moved off the sofa to get more cider

15 minutes to go? Who's up next?

DS1 has appeared and is standing in front of the TV talking to us.