Are we communing for BGT or what?

[HoneyDragon]

Anyone want to join me on the Sofa?

Where's my tragic story of someone juggling eels because their Nana once had to lick a donkey?

Oh wait, you mean Her Maj?

Ewww nasty white Range Rover. No ta.

Or similar?

There needs to be a small, adorable child who has overcome their fear of men with high waistbands and mahogany arms to perform a breakdance.

My 7 year old DS has seen through the entire thing..... "there's no difference between a 'huge' yes and 'yes'.

That prize they're offering........if you won the Range Rover with privacy glass and a case with £20,000 in it, wouldn't people just assume you're a drug dealer?

DH is channel hopping. I am worried i will miss some talent. Oh no, wait....

Definitely Hoggy

neil the privacy glass is so nobody can see you are driving a white Range Rover I think.

Sparkers is right. It's privacy glass or chop off your own head before you drive it

Singers. They are on the wrong show. Get off to X Factor.

Maybe that don't want to wear the pleather so the do BGT?

Evenin all.

I have catching up to do (bloody work)

Wish they wouldn't show these ones :(

I need some nibbles. Got nothing nice in the house....

Oooh sob story klaxon....

Can I join? We're enjoying BGT here too - it's good to have a show that we can watch with little ones (age 7 & 5)!

Oh bless :(. My dd is travelling - Lucy is making me miss her.

If she gets through the tabloids will bite her in the arse with this

Hi onedev, is 'enjoying' the right word?

Aaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhh sob stories.

Enough with the sob stories! I feel for her honestly, but it doesn't make a difference as to whether or not she has 'talent'.