Made in Chelsea back next week!

[Scarletohello]

Weirdly I only got into this last season. Watched one episode and got hooked! Fortunately E4 have been showing the earlier episodes so I'm catching up. I thought I'd hate it but it's so compelling. All they do is shag each other, cheat on each other, break up and gossip about each other. It's a fantastic soap opera and all the girls have amazing swishy hair!

Excited about the new series, anyone else?

Jamie is in love with Spenny, he just can't admit it to himself yet.

Proudlock has def been about in a very pristine, ironed jeans kind of way.

I couldn't do Francis either. Andy's nose is too small, Jamie is educationally subnormal.

Que faire?

Mark Francis in a ruff. TV heaven.

Do not like Cheska one little bit. Always stirring and passing on gossip.

hmmmm i struggled to get back into this, its gone from funny to vergining on the morally nihilistic

I do miss Hugo though, he was my favourite boy, and Caggie my favourite girl

anyway its been THREE seasons they have gone so move on hey!

It's the same old story over and over
Boy meets girl
Go on a date
Kiss ... Etc!
After much deliberation become bf and gf
Someone puts rumour on twitter that boy was unfaithful
Boy denies it
Girl is confused
Everybody talks about it
Boy admits it
They break up
Get back together
Then back to the top!!!!
Same as TOWIE but with posh accents and swisher hair

Yet I still watch it

That is so true!

somehow I have a mental image of a naked Proudlock wearing rubber gloves...think it was the use of the word ''pristine'' regarding his bonking habits.....

i always read proudlock as proudcock

'mutters toself'

Alex is getting very make up happy

I thought that! a taste for eyeliner! it suits him though

so............did he cheat!!!!!?

MIC has suddenly gone really... boring! I am normally gripped by the will-they-won't-they sagas, but with Alex and Binky... meh.

Disappointed with this series so far. It seems even more staged than ever too.

I agree always. I just cant get into it

God, why does Binky never brush her hair? It looks a fucking state.

I love Binky. She is my girl crush.

Run for the hills Binky.

He has nights when he forgets everything? Asshole!

I can't believe she is trying to give him another chance. She is so lovely. I do like her, "you can't remember putting your dick in someone else!"

her friends will not let her see him again.

Didn't see that excuse coming! " you know I have nights when I black out", bloody hell, like an episode of Revenge!

Binky needs to lose the ratty extensions, they're vile.

And the ratty boyfriend!

Sadly Binky doesn't strike me as the sort to dump a guy for cheating on her.

Anyone else think Emma Miller is actually a wind up doll rather than a human?

She does speak veerryy slloowwllyy doesn't she?! She reminds me of the fembots from Austin powers
Poor binks she has the shittest luck with men! I'm almost sure Cheska got a bloody kick out of telling her though and as for Alex's 'you know I have nights where I blackout' excuse, pathetic! I think Jamie said it best ie: 'he's so fucked!'
Best part of the episode? Defo MF admitting he 'loves a touch of gangster.....just a whiff'