THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

I like it when will dances, he usually has a wee bum wiggle

What is Jermain dresses as?

Why is jermaine dressed as Buttons?

Jermiane makes a fucking ace matador.

The plastic cut out dancers' shirts are awful.

Annoying girl's outfit is crap, in an irritating trying to be quirky way,

And more weird low singing.

Why has nobody noticed that Will can't actually sing?

I like will. I love David Bowie.

but this is a travesty!

Time for dinner.

It's a lovely matador poncho.

MAKE IT STOP.

Clearly they went shopping for costumes at the Pantomime shop.

She's even worse at this weird low singing thing.

This is terrible- and really bad from Sophie in particular.

They're all flat!

This is showing up SM's voice.

Bit early for panto

Cripes she's awful

its a Fucking discrace

I noticed that will can't actually sing. But Sophie may's low singing was absolutely appalling.

What is going to happen when it is Kylie's team's turn? Will they be able to just put autotune on her voice or will they all have to have it?

Shameful performance there.

I've got the same feeling I used to get watching 'some mothers do ave em'

Is that why it was tbc. Did they not rehearse?

Wel,, I've voted for Sally. Only i didn't keep tabs- I think i have been fiddled out of vote.

Pag- you could be onto something there.

Chris seems to have sourced his sleeves from the early 90s.

I bet she spends more 'down' time with ricky than he does.