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Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:02

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

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LetUsPrey · 11/03/2014 19:35

I think I found MTM and Drink top left picture of the Cardinal

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 20:11

The highest, Hannah, the highest.

Oblomov · 11/03/2014 20:24

Have we only got 2 episodes left? Sad

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 20:25

I've had a really really stiff neck today and passionate cardinal sex frenzies aside I can not for the life of me work out how I've done it. It feels like it's getting worse! Can't look down or left or right. It is quite literally a pain in the neck.

Drink, I think you'll have to be on Cardinal Sin duties tonight. Is that ok?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 20:26

No you say? Oh ok I'll bravely carry on. I'm SUCH a martyr.

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 20:27

3 fucking episodes. Said the same one sunday

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 20:29

Yes, happy to relieve you. Will warm his ears up as long as ge doesn't scratch my thighs with his beard.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 11/03/2014 20:29

LetUsPrey I am loving your links today Grin

Anyone who is getting bored of Athos can just move aside. He is more beautiful and fuckable with every episode IMO.

HannahHorvath · 11/03/2014 20:31

OM. MY. LORDY!!!

I finally got around to setting up a you tube account in order to watch the much needed/appreciated gift of cheering up from Malcolm the other day.....

er.... thanks??

WillyBumBum is going to be lodged in my head forEVER!!!!!!!!!!

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 20:32

Ooouuuuuhooohuuuhuooohuuuuh....Can you imagine!?!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 20:34

Hannah, admit it. You bloody LOVED that! I think it's hilarious. You'll be singing that as you shag Athos!

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LetUsPrey · 11/03/2014 20:34

I might not be able to write interesting, funny stuff (might - hahaha) and that is definitely best left to the others on this thread, but I can copy and paste like a demon Grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 20:36

Copy and paste WHERE?!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 20:40

Ah, the link.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 20:41

This thread is not moving at all.

What am I supposed to read? A book?Hmm

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 20:43

I'm the same Drink. Did you have a good look around that house though? Shall I post a picture of Capaldi killing a haggis?

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LetUsPrey · 11/03/2014 20:47

I said bring me those wenches NOW!!!

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 20:47

Haggis stabbing MANIAC.

Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV
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HannahHorvath · 11/03/2014 21:06

Hannah, re Athos.
He kissed her and put his hands on her waist. Why?
He drive her to the direst and says goodbye to her. Why?
He begged the cardinal , like Eva said. On his knees.

Hands on waist - To steady himself from collapsing in revulsion. Or as is more likely, he got caught up in the moment - as we all would. Didn't mean anything more than that.

Drove her to the forest - He felt the bigger connection with her, having both been affected by Milady, plus the previous conversations they'd shared.

On his knees begging - the Cardinal was also on his knees at the time. Even if he wasn't, it was a natural position to assume when begging for someone's life, especially to a man of the Cloth in those days. He equally would've done the same for an old person/child.

The fact that he stated that he was done with romance was his way of saying, he was not interested. The kiss was just a kiss. Instigated by her not him. How many of us in the same (single) position (with a single fit person) would not have react the same way he did to the kiss?

I'm not saying this just because I'm going to be his wife or anything. I just don't believe it was a love interest/date thing. All of his concern at the end was about her death sentence - the wrong person dying. A young woman dying when he might prevent it.

The whole thing was about his issues rather than any interest in her.

And as a result of skimming through that episode again, I have come to the conclusions that....

  1. I am even more obsessed with Athos - perhaps it's after having 12 yrs with a man about as deep as teaspoon, I like the intensity. Or maybe it is just because he is FIT AS FUCK!

2)The Cardinal does indeed have very fine fingers. I paused on the scene where he touched his cross and did have a hm hmmmm moment.

  1. Aramis is tasty if a bit too slick and greasy shiny.

  2. d'artagnan definitely suits the grubby grimey look of that era and was almost boffable.

  3. Connie and the Queen sandwich please, on Athos' nights off.

MavisGrind · 11/03/2014 21:11

Evening wenches, my, what fine work there has been done today.

Notice the tailing of commitment to my lovely Athos though. Oh well, we'll manage

I did enjoy the showing of the door to the GoT and BC lovers! And my, having thought a lot about that episode, the Cardinal is fine in a black shirt!

HannahHorvath · 11/03/2014 21:12

Hah! Read that wenches!!

Aliba - the queue for Athos starts behind ME, I think you'll find. Though I wouldn't waste your time because I won't be finished any time in the next ten billion lifetimes.

But if you are going to join, then none of the 'oh he's so miserable'....'I'd have to tell him to pull himself together'....

ANY of that nonsense, and you will be automatically ejaculated from the queue. Dedicated wenches only, get a look in.

If you've paid any attention to Athos, you will have realised by now that he isn't the sort to go for the fickle, shallow, insincere, judgemental, superficial sort stinkers oblomov

So far it's me, and way way way way way way way way way ..................... way way way back, it's Mavis.

Take a ticket and wait your turn!

HannahHorvath · 11/03/2014 21:17

Oh and yes, I totally agree. Commendations to DrinkFeck for services to the thread.

I thought once again it was handled with grace and humility.

even though she wished me to my death from a great height, but I know that, that is just her way of being affectionate. And I realise she is not all there anyway, what with her taste in men etc

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 21:18

You is a wise woman, Mavis for seeing how black suits the soul of Cardinal. Smilem

MavisGrind · 11/03/2014 21:20

Oh surely Hannah we can come to some arrangement, I'm a practical woman after all . How about I have Athos from, say, now until, er, how about, I die. And then you can have him. With me being that much older than you I reckon that sounds fair and reasonable....

Tbh, my X's to a man have all been the moody brooding type. You'd think I'd be all over D'Artagnan.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 21:27

Love the PC is drinking whisky. or cognac.Smile

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