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Muskesmut Wenchchat and Titillations part IV

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 08/03/2014 00:02

Again! Again! Again! Just like what the Teletubbies used to say. That's us. But we have moved on from those colourful little critters and have four (five, six...etc) new play things! The Musketeers of course.

Please don't be shy and join us for some serious deep penetration discussion about this beautiful television drama.

WARNING THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN NUTS.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 10/03/2014 22:53

So I've been life modelling for Armand and the Musketeers tonight. He's very good with his hands you know. They all clearly became very aroused by my pale Celtic complexion and found stretch marks and cellulite to be the biggest turn in they had ever ever known. Anyway, eventually Armand had had enough demanded the musketeers leave so it was just me and him. Then he held me in a passionate embrace, and whispered in my ear "I think we're alone now, doesn't seem to be anyone around. I think we're alone now, the beating of our hearts is the only sound" (all in French of course) and then he flipped me over and FINGERED ME SENSELESS! I had 30 orgasms. It was great.

The end.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 10/03/2014 22:55

Haha LetUsPrey!! I did laugh at how like a little old man he looked as he was flung over Aramas's shoulder! Still though...sexy.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 10/03/2014 22:56

Who is Aramas then iPad you fucking idiot?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 10/03/2014 23:03

Oh yes yes yes.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 10/03/2014 23:05

Dontchya wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 10/03/2014 23:12

Hello? Hello? Anyone?

You know what? Fuck it!

Ssshhhhhhhh!

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Alibabaandthe40nappies · 10/03/2014 23:20

MTM are you alright? Grin

The fighting is so hot, I bloody love it. LetUsPrey your second link - gulp - he is utterly divine.

holmessweetholmes · 11/03/2014 07:49

LetUsPrey - yy to the fighting. And to the physical scenes with BC too - that bit when Sherlock hospitalises the American guy who hurt Mrs Hudson...

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 07:51

Oh LetUsPrey, I had given up hope and gone to bed when you came out to play.

Good morning Wenches!

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Alibabaandthe40nappies · 11/03/2014 07:56

Morning Wenches Grin

Horrible cold today, feel really rough. May have to rewatch this week's episode once I've dropped the DS's off Grin

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 07:57

Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good thing and the bad things that may be...

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LetUsPrey · 11/03/2014 08:10

Morning all.

Hmm, which one should I have first? Or what about all at once?

Crossover episode? Cumberbatch and Capaldi together

I love how Alexandra Dowling plays this. Little face of pissed off and then little face of relieved.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 08:12

That's a voicegasm going on right there!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 08:13

Who wants to tweak his nip nips?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 08:37

Just me then? Wow, they all want me and I am a BUSY lady!

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Stinklebell · 11/03/2014 08:46

I don't want him, he's all yours as far as I'm concerned Grin

Although, I'm a little bit undecided at the moment, I've gone off Athos a bit, I can't decide between D'artagnan and Trousers

Stinklebell · 11/03/2014 08:47

Fucking, fucking shItePad.

T R E V I L L E

Stinklebell · 11/03/2014 08:49

Treville has been creeping up my list lately

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 08:52

Oh Traville yes indeed! And you get a clear run on him. I only have him when Armand is having his afternoon nap.

Trousers could be his code name?

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HannahHorvath · 11/03/2014 09:12

Mornin' ye fair maidens

Treville is perfect for you Stinkers. He needs the love of a good wenchy failing that, you'll do

I don't think he ever really stood a chance. He doesn't exactly have the biggest part fnar fnar. (auto correct changed fnar to gnat - it's proof!)

I noticed just how little we see him on Sunday. Shame really as there is nowt wrong with the speerm-eister.

Need to have a catch up later with links, that you tube clip, as well as respond to the ongoing alledged infidelity case of Athos and the Countess.

Crappy week so far here. Hope everyone else's going alright?

Malcolm it is ok for me to bring dd isn't it?

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 09:52

Oh of course Hannah! I have three here for her to entertain while we go out drinking with Athos and Porthos.

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Stinklebell · 11/03/2014 09:52

I think poor old T R E V I L L E has been unfairly overlooked.

Athos is very nice to look at, but dear god, I'd have to kick his ass if I had to look at that miserable face every single day

I've gone back to Game of Thrones lately and have a new crush, my Athos love is waning a bit

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 09:58

Oi, be quiet! Cardinal is still recuperating and I need him back to his old self ASAP. Those 3 shags a night I simply unacceptable!

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 11/03/2014 09:58

Are not I.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 11/03/2014 10:06

STINKBELL! How dare you. Game Of Thrones?!

Oh dear Drink he's obviously getting it harder and far more frequently else where.

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