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Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 09:50

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

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HannahHorvath · 01/03/2014 19:05

How do you know we're not MTM?....

LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 19:05

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 19:14

He's actually saying "you should cheer up Athos, there's plenty there for you. You have to accept that LetUsPrey is mine" Grin

HannahHorvath · 01/03/2014 19:16

Insert your own caption

"I'd say, you were 6cm dilated. That's quite some wide on you have there"

MavisGrind · 01/03/2014 19:20

Ah, here you all are....! Have caught up with all the links chat and settled down nicely for the run up to Sunday 9pm.

Noticing an absence of Porthos perving. Happy to take him off your hands whilst dear old Athos has a rest....

MTM - I hate to boast but I've got a ticket to see Andrew Scott on stage next month. Very Grin about that.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 19:37

Hahahahaha I've got that magazine cover on my fridge and I drool every time I get the olives out!

Mavis I hate yoooooouuuu!

Hannah, I'm waving now can you see me!?!

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HannahHorvath · 01/03/2014 19:42

Right! RL beckons

Back later wenches as soon as I can get away with Wine

LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 19:44

RL? I tried that this afternoon and I didn't like it much.

I'm most disappointed that I did not get jumped on in the shower by Aramis. FFS that was my incentive and it didn't bloody happen.

WeAreDetective · 01/03/2014 19:46

Thank you for this thread!! Wine

MavisGrind · 01/03/2014 19:49

The trouble with RL is that you get involved with your 7 year old dc who's sole intention of the day is to get the song "stay calmer if you want to harm a lama, call a lama farmer...." into your head

This song cancels out all perviness. Sad, but true.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 19:49

Oh god Porthos I would HURT you! I love his grin. His really really naughty grin. Prrrrrr.

I did a spot of RL today too. I like filling my Saturday with nothing much but muskeperving.

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Oblomov · 01/03/2014 19:49

Well I think LetUsPrey is in luck for episode 6 , on Sunday, which features Aramis and D'artagnan looking after a baby.
And king Louis's mother arrives.

Not much talk of:
Athos Or
Cardinal

But am hoping that Treville will take Athos with him to talk to the King, as he always does.
So, some Athos action atleast....... Please.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 19:55

If the cardinal is not in if this week I shall go pure batshit MENTAL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 20:00

Oh yes, Aramis holding a baby. Swoonsome. Grin

I have a seven year old too. Mine's been screaming at me because I wouldn't let him go on the Wii after his bath. However, I have ... wait for it ... a glass of Taboo and lemonade! 90s flashback

MavisGrind · 01/03/2014 20:07

Was there another drink, like Taboo?? You used to drink one or the other (I could, of course, talking shite)

I used to drink K cider in the black bottles in the 90s. And smoke cocktail cigarettes. Dead sophisticated me.

The BBC execs are just so cunning though aren't they? Whip them up into a perving frenzy and then throw in a baby. tbh as a long time single lone parent it makes a nice change to be damp from something other than stress incontinence...

LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 20:15

I think you're thinking of Mirage. Don't know if they still sell it. It was either Taboo or fakey Pimms tonight.

Less sophisticated back in the day for me was Mad Dog 20/20 or there was a cider I think - hang on, back in a mo

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 01/03/2014 20:18

Mad Dog? Mad Dogs?

DID SOMEONE MENTION PHILIP GLENISTER??!?

Hurry up tomorrow night, I want you!

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LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 20:21

Diamond White! That was it.

. I think Richelieu is in it too, being plotty and evil
HannahHorvath · 01/03/2014 20:33

Well my dd is 8 and I am having a bit of a situation keeping my dirty little MN secret.

Is anybody else having a problem with their out loud sniggering or as in my case big old cackles, raising lots of questions? My poker face needs some serious work!

LetUsPrey · 01/03/2014 20:38

My problem today lay with me trying to watch the downloaded episode of Sunday Brunch with DS2 running about and DS1 and their cousin giving a running commentary about their fricking Minecraft game.

Luckily no-one seemed to stop to wonder why I was watching a cookery type show, seeing as how I don't cook.

I have some experience of keeping the sighing and laughing to a minimum from my time on the Benedict Cumberbatch threads.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 01/03/2014 20:43

I think they should do a Richelieu spin-off after PC stops doing the DW.

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