Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

AtiaoftheJulii I'm afraid I may have to fight you for D'Artangnan, he is super gorgeous

Good grief. I would happily have d'artagnan.

Salad? Salad?

If Aramis is presenting me with anything, it'd be meaty!

Or possibly something creamy. By which I mean a dessert. I really don't

Porthos:"that Hannah bird's a tasty sort" Athos: "Hell yes!"

oh he is just SO beautiful!

D'Artagnan would do to cleanse my palate in between rounds with Richelieu and Athos. And Porthos. And Aramis. Oh and Traville.

Well ok then LetUsPrey. How about a massive meaty bone?

From the pet shop for your poodle.

Porthos: "alright, alright! You can go first Mr SulkyChops ffs! But I'm next!

you should have name changed!!!!!

Lol, I know, was just paranoid I'd get confused whilst getting carried away!

One thing that I definitely approve of is the hairy chests. Even young Dogtanian hasn't succumbed to the recent trend for waxing it smooth. Photos of a shirtless Mr Capaldi seem hard to come by - what do we reckon, hairy our not?

Hang on...if it's nude Capaldi you want. Nude Capaldi I can present...

A poodle? Rude.

I shall duel you. Got to keep busy while Aramis recovers.

LetUsPrey I love your link to the Athos thoughts: peasants ; say that, I dare.

I like it a lot.
My Athos 'thang' is getting worse.
I can't stop thinking about him.

I keep looking at my phone. It has Hannah's link, shiver face. It makes me go all shivery.

RL? What is this, of which you speak?
Other than taking ds2 to a party this afternoon, I have nothing, all day , apart from look at Athos clips.

Am laughing , at MTM, getting so carried away , near end if old thread, that she forgot to repeat the new thread link.
So, the Musketeers are making us all forget things, eh? Funny.

one of the sexiest things I've ever seen in my entire life!

Hairy chests are ESSENTIAL! My DH has Athos hair and is VERY hairy indeed. This is a good combination.

No, I'm not at all sure I want nude Capaldi! I think he may be more appealing clothed. And swearing.

Is that even him?

Oh Oblomov...the end came quicker than expected. TYPICAL. Can I get mumsnet to edit and add do you think?

That is him YES! From a play he did a few years back. Isn't he a beauty! Would you like to see his arse?

Cucumbers? Pet shop bones? Why bother when you can get your hands on a Musketeer Wench Stabber? Lidls have got a dedicated section. Saw this yesterday

I know what you mean Oblomov. I've got the picture of Aramis in bed with Adele Bessette open on another tab and I keep having a look. I must I like the zoom feature so I can enlarge

No MTM I don't think so. I don't think it's possible. But you can ask.

Ha! Oh I know those sausages! That would only be the tip of the...erm....iceberg. They'd all be enormous. Porthos would be well into double figures.

Well the link is there so the dedicated followers will find us! and hopefully not anyone who actually has anything to do -with the cast--

Hannah I thank you for the picture of Athos!

ffs that was a fail! Was rushing too much on bloody iphone. Well as much as one can!

Got the laptop out now. This is serious business!

What a lovely way to spend a saturday afternoon, with all my favourite muskebitches

I think muskeperving on your iPhone would really be wasted time. Muskeperving needs to be done on the largest possible screen!