Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

Oh I do like a good hairy chest.
Athos, Aramis, Porthos and D'artagnan all have nice hairy chests.
Can't imagine that we will get to see the Cardinal's this season.
We are already half way through

Agreed MTM. Not always has easy to fit into pocket though.

Eva You. Are. Welcome.

It's annoying. I think he seems to think he's too aged to get his chest out which of course IS NONSENCE!

Agreed. Can you imagine how dirty he would be.......
Actually, I bet you Cardinal fans can imagine........

Already.

I'm going to tell that Hannah to "Drop your knickers immediately" in my best voice

I'd quite like to have been on this night out

Are these the Athos/Tom Burke eye crinkles you like?

Hahaha! What would you pay to just hear him say that line once? I'd sell my kids to Madonna for a chance to let that happen.

Oh yeeeeees Hannah yes yes yes.

I love Tom Burke's Athos's crinkley eyes. Plus, in one picture they were red / bruised underneath. Even better......

Hello LetUsPrey, lovely to see you again. Not too tired after earlier this morning I hope. Would you like to help polish my weapon?

"Malcolm you say? Oh Lord No, I'm not sure I could bonk somebody called 'Malcolm'! The King can have her/it/him"

Hahah oh god, he could call me what ever he wanted!! I think I'm going to have to finish with Malcolm forever and have Richelieu instead. Oh or have them both. Although actually that would just be extremely weird and VERY angry. I'd hurt.

MTM You made my night day with that photo. Hairy but not too hairy, perfect

. Poor Colin, but there's Porthos in a black vest and sunglasses if that's your thing

letusprey. Let. us. Pray. Indeed. Get your laughing gear around this then good-girl

I'm glad you like it DrinkFeckArseGirls! It's rather delicious if I may say so myself. (Bit of randomness here, but I read earlier today it was 16 years since Dermot Morgan died )

OK Hannah, I have a dilemma for you here!

You could have the greatest night of kinky filthy smutty drunken passion with Athos...BUT...the only way you could would be you had to have sex with Keith Chegwin every night for a week before.

Would you do it?

he's just learned of this dilemma!

Oh HannahHorvath thank you!

I am so excited for tomorrow night. The hot men, the leather, the swords, the hot men, the hats, the leather, the muskets, the fighting, the leather, the hot men, the hot men in leather ...

I may need a moment.

What lie back and think of England - or rather France? Wouldn't be the first time.

Course I'd fuckin do it! Kinky works in all kind of ways. Am quite partial to the odd 'you have to shag the bloke you wouldn't normally touch with a barge pole (no offence Cheggers), because you were being blackmailed etc, fantasy.'

Piece of feckin' cake!

Oh Hannah. I wish we were neighbours, I think we would have the best conversations!

"Hey! Do I get a say in this? I've got rope you know! And trees!"