Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress.

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

I'll spin him off!

Oh and HE WILL NEVER stop doing DW. That simply will never be allowed. Even Richelieu and Malcolm insist upon this.

MTM it's 'nonsense' not 'nonsence'.

I can't believe he's not going to be in series 2.

Not sure about the shorts, but I am happy about no shirt

You nonce. (Or is that offensive or sth?!)

Will someone else be the Cardinal then or will they just not include him in the plot (impossible).

"Now Porthos mate , you know that thing MTM did to you earlier?... well we think she might've left something up there. Hold on mate, this is going to smart a bit"

Ooooo shit, you've really pissed him off

Oh lord they are all stupefyingly handsome.

And this, my friends, is why I will forever more be single. I have ridiculously high standards

"Hold on Porthos. It's in here 'ere somewhere. The Cardinal says MTM had it away with his ring. Bet she stashed it somewhere he'd never think to look"

Yeah Wotevaaah DrinkFeckArseGirls

BAHAHAHA! Sorry Porthos, dear boy...but you did INSIST! Dirty great brute.

Oi! Mavis. Love. Better to be single forever than compromise (unless part of a secret dirty fantasy). And we may not have known each other at all for long, but I would think any man lucky to bag himself a wench such as yourself, would be the one punching above their weight!
Now no more of that or you get relegated to King only shags!

Agreed. Mavis, no more if this I am not worthy, nonsense!

We can't have any more threats of you being sent to spaniel dog king Louis, can we ?!!!

here, have a go on this!

Night night!

Got my new glasses to day

Hopefully will see the Cardinal much better today

MTM can't believe you're sharing The Cardinal with Mavis!!!

What about me?

"Come on Athos, don't be a C o UNT. Let's gob on their heads. It'll be larf."

You're happy to share I meant!i'm shagging him anyways like but you know, it's the thought that counts!

huh huh! d'ya see that. Right in his drink.

Aw you guys.....

'Tis true, the threat of shagging the King will snap me right out of any mis-placed moroseness.... And don't think for a minute Hannah that you can distract me from the lovely Athos with your niceness. You too Oblomov!

I'm drinking gin hence maudliness so could get feisty. Getting linking wenches.

Did someone mention upthread/previous thread that it's 16 years since Dermot Morgan died?

See that Muskateer? He's small Dartagnian Whereas that Muskateer? He's far away...

Clearly I meant to type Mustketeer...

I am still capable of being reduced to fits of laughter in the right circumstances by Small and Far Away. Also, "they've got that stuff you like in them. What was it? Cocaine! ..... No, I mean, cinnamon"

*Mavis^ you sweet soul!