Ooh I like this. For me, it's a no brainier.
Kill Glenn. sorry Glenn, you're lovely, useful and quite cute, but I had to choose one and you're it.
Marry Rick. I still love him from This Life and Teachers, and as his wife I would make him find a new shirt, and get over his adulterous ex wife, and generally buck his ideas up. I would also, as Coral's step mum, have the opportunity to give that little creep a stern talking to about his attitude.
Shag Darryl, obviously. Before and maybe after I marry Rick. But not before I've washed and cut his mingin hair.
There, feel better now!