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THE VOICE- It's audition number 5! Bring on the returnees...

382 replies

Raahh · 08/02/2014 16:13

This week, apparently, sees the return of a bloke who failed last year, and a woman who was part of a duo- Nu-Tarna. Do we remember Nu-Tarna? Possibly only for having a rubbish name.

And here's a song list- to warn you all in advance.

Steven Alexander
Your Game by Will Young

Fiona Kelly
Rule The World by Take That

Chris Royal
Wake Me Up by Avicii

Nick Dixon
Home Again by Elton John

Elesha Paul Moses
Everything Has Changed by Taylor Swift

Lucy Winter
Somebody To Love by Jefferson Airplane

Max Murphy
Electric Feel by MGMT

Joe Keegan
Keep Your Head Up by Ben Howard

James Byron
Cry Baby by Janis Joplin

Reece Bahia
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

Jolan
Beneath Your Beautiful by Labrinth feat. Emeli Sande

Yinka Williams
Paris (Ooh La La) by Grace Potter & The Nocturnals

Jade Mayjean Peters
Sweet About Me by Gabriella Cilmi

Femi Santiago
My Cherie Amour by Stevie Wonder

I doubt very much we will actually see much of all these acts. We will probably see more of the friends/family/pets.

And some lad does Riverdance with Bill.je.suis.

Grin
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Raahh · 08/02/2014 19:20

I need to do that to my hair- an extra 4 inches- I'd be 5ft Grin

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Cocolepew · 08/02/2014 19:20

Get onto it immediately. I have no lungs left.

GeraldineFangedVagine · 08/02/2014 19:21

Swingers!

GeraldineFangedVagine · 08/02/2014 19:21

Oh.

Fiderer · 08/02/2014 19:21

Bob The Cob? WTF?

Raahh · 08/02/2014 19:21

I bet the husband isn't ^working' Wink

mad, lonely horse lady.

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Cocolepew · 08/02/2014 19:22

Her husband needs to come home toot sweet

Raahh · 08/02/2014 19:22

What is she wearing?

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SuePurblybilt · 08/02/2014 19:22

Arfing at the HEAVING over an eighteen inch pole.

voiceincognito · 08/02/2014 19:22

had to name change so don't get recognised! I met the girl from nu tana at the auditions over the summer ... and she was really lovely so I am rooting for her to get through!

Cocolepew · 08/02/2014 19:22

Mad eyes.

GeraldineFangedVagine · 08/02/2014 19:22

I dont think so. No thanks.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 08/02/2014 19:23

Simpery horse woman. Bet she thinks she's Shirley bassey. No sorry, fake operatic.

Raahh · 08/02/2014 19:23

In deepest Aberdeenshire, no-one except your horse can hear you screech.

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SuePurblybilt · 08/02/2014 19:23

Tremulous soprano alert.
All together now
Brrrrrrread of Heaven, brrrrrrread of Heaven

GeraldineFangedVagine · 08/02/2014 19:23

That was properly weird.

Cocolepew · 08/02/2014 19:24

Were you singing? Are you on it?
is that you Sir Tom?

SuePurblybilt · 08/02/2014 19:24

They're not even pretending that opera/musical theatre/anything other than soft rock/pretendy hip hop will work this series, are they?

Raahh · 08/02/2014 19:24

They went all that way, and met the horse - and she was shit

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Sleepyhoglet · 08/02/2014 19:24

Awful

Sneezecakesmum · 08/02/2014 19:24

A definite no!

Cocolepew · 08/02/2014 19:25

DH has just peered up from his phone and said "milk curdler".

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 08/02/2014 19:25

My arse she's Scottish. Next!

SuePurblybilt · 08/02/2014 19:25

She was just Stalwart of the Third Pew, wasn't she? I don't call that opera.

Sleepyhoglet · 08/02/2014 19:25

You don't need to know anything about opera to know it was horrific