THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

Bill.je.suis was on Graham Norton with Miriam Margoyles (sp) and was v funny. She was totally loopy as ever and kept picking him up on saying "like" wrongly. Was a hoot. First time I's ever seen him and he was v funny.

Piss myself at pube moths

Oh oh local girl.

Sir tom on the other hand, monolithic teeth and the hair of an alpaca.

Bill went out with Geri Halliwell recently, according to popbitch. And she definitely doesn't beard. Oh.

That's not a normal noise!

WTF? Helium overload.

I love Bill. I love Tom too. I Like his FB page I sat by him in a pub once. We're pretty much best friends.

It's not even original to have a weird screechy nasal voice.

That voice would grate after a short while. Surely there aren't many songs you could use it with? Can't believe she has 4 turners.

I hate that helium strangulation voice.

Isn't Marvin a nice boy?

I'm not getting it

Thats the noise a beaver makes when crushed in a briefcase.

Surely she doesn't really sing like that...

Annoying nasal voice. Dreadful.

This is like Duffy gone wrong.

Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Fuck me, she was AWFUL!

Yes - a crap Duffy.

I bet she can produce a much nicer sound if she's not putting on a stupid voice.

Imagine listening to an album of her songs....yikes!

nobody really sings like that.

Even the original version wasn't like that.

It was truly awful.

Oh oh Im going to like will on fb. Then we'll be besties.

It seems that Tom hasn't heard of Duffy.

That wasn't magical. it was just bizarre.