THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

I wonder if bill.e.bollocks would be a good shag?

'I can't stand Lorraine'

nice.

Stop dancing Kylie. You don't have to do it just because J used to

That is a great funeral story, BOF.

Yes he would be so dirty in bed I think.

Bof

Apt song given the weather!

Boffy

Was it ever established whether Billy was gay or not?

BOF That is the best cremation song EVER! I'm having that!

That's what I was thinking...having a flush thinking about it.

I wish i had chocolate shoes.

He'd be clean, at least, Stunts. No cling-ons for him.

I guess not.

Why'd they not turn for him. I liked him.

Yes he looks like he'd have a nice smell about him.

I think bill would be really annoying in bed - and wouldn't shut the fuck up

Is Bill asking if he sharted? Did he want to lend him a wet wipe?

Billy was in the papers and it said he'd had a relationship with some woman from CBB. But I didn't watch that. And I thought 'beard'

Ahh, S'Tom.

Name dropping never gets old.

I think there's a strong possibility he'd go off on a tangent, I'd risk it though

We got a clip of Jessie's voice, just to remind us how awful she was.

I think Tom would be a good shag too!

Or maybe I just need to get laid.

Will has beard moths. I bet his pubic hair is similarly patchy. I couldnt get on board with that

Bof I remember our priest telling us to check funeral hymns carefully and cited 'Colours of Day' at a cremation as an example of seething that was just wrong.