THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

Nnnnnaaaaaa nnnnaaaa nnnnaaa - see I can sing too

I can't understand her when she speaks, it is so fast and mumbling.

Not unique at all.

She will regret that chest tatt.

Surely will means 'tell you to stop putting on a stupid voice' when he says he knows exactly what to do.

Macey Gray could get away with it. Nobody else.

Yes the chest tattoo is grim.

That was just awful. Though DD1 liked it. She claims I like no one. That's not true. I like Stevie Wonder.

I liked Macy Gray. And her hair.

15 years ago that was. makes me feel old.

Stop Kylie, stop.

Will is wearing a skirt, why?

Fuck off, Kylie.

Has Kylie lost it?

DD was all 'why is she making those horrible noises, mummy?' :o

And yes, the chest tattoo is hideous.

The chest tattoo must be a bit of a pain in the arse. It would make it hard to choose clothes where your neckline won't just look messy.

Punch Kylie someone please, I beg of you.

She has no personality what so ever.

And I like Macy Gray.

What?!?

She will need money for laser removal. Maybe we should let her win.

Awww I like Kylie, so much better than Jessie J not overly hard tbf

I thought will was just rocking the (by long) shirt tied around his waist look, rather than a proper skirt.

I FUCKING HATE MODS!

And I LOVE Paul Weller. Lets see what this guy has to offer.

I misheard that as mud father. I'm refusing to revise that now.

I fucking love mods