THE VOICE!- Ist February- 7.10pm - the auditions plod on...

[Raahh]

Apparently there are 2 sets of twins this week- which will totally blow S'Tom's mind, I'm sure. After all, he's already trotted out his favourite 'I thought you were a woman, boyo' line. It doesn't take much to confuse him.

And Our favourite Antipodean Pop pixie gets serious- by wearing specs.

Reality song contests don't get much worse better than this!

I have vodka. And dry roasted peanut.

stoned

Chilled out? They needed resuscitating.

Raahh the Glastonbury Festival is in a village called Pilton.

Those shoes are not good.

What a waste . Dont the judges care about this thread?

Im going to have to give the voice up now.

Do you think she likes citrus fruit?

In fact it used to be the Pilton Pop Festival!

Fab, she looks like a diva

WTF does she have on her feet?

Orange slices in her hair?

I saw shoes like hers on a buffet table once.

Looks like she's sticking with the dried bits of orange theme.

Fab combo! Opera and shoes!
Shame she makes my ears bleed.

mighty fine garnish in her hair

What a crock of shit.

Ohhh, Anne- I did not know that. I feel better now.

Oh Fruit Bowl lady not through. And she's too gobby.

I cant belive they picked gemineye and not these two last acts.

Kylie looks horrified!

Grim.

Chocolate shoes wouldn't be very practical.

Too late to butter up the judges.

Straight to the charity shop with those shoes!!!

I've got a funeral story! I was singing at a cremation once. All songs requested by the family. The coffin passed through the curtains to Colours Of Day.

The chorus goes "So light up the fire, let the flame burn/ Open the door, let Jesus return..."

That was hard to finish.

I can see right up that blokes nostrils

Kylie will never wear those shoes.