X Factor- it's the FINAL this weekend! Three songs each, including a duet!

[Raahh]

I KNOW it is a little early, and most of the songs were leaked last week(and are on the last other thread) but I'm out tomorrow morning and cannot contain my excitement really

So here are the songs being sung on Saturday night.

Luke Friend
We Are Young by Fun
What Makes You Beautiful by Luke Friend
DUET: Anything Could Happen by and performed with Ellie Goudling

Nicholas McDonald
Candy by Robbie Williams
Angel by Sarah McLachlan
DUET: Flying Without Wings by Westlife and performed with Shane Filan

Sam Bailey
Edge Of Glory by Lady Gaga
Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush
DUET: Any I’m Telling You by Jennifer Hudson and performed with Nicole Scherzinger

Bizarrely, Sam is performing her duet with Nicole. Of course, a duet with Sharon would have been odder. Clearly, the producers need to keep Shitsinger busy, or else she will be at the desk mainlining shiitake mushrooms.

And no X Factor final is complete without a Wee Westshoiter, this time it's the turn of 'The Bankrupt One'

We're going to need wine.

After that .... I actually think Nicholas might win.

And yes, I heard a woman nattering during that.

Glory is a cruise ship name presumably.

memories of Beyonce, and Burke.com there.

mrs O aint the ultimate queen
that's louis innit

Sam is SO pissed. So very pissed!!!

Howya Talc? Am keeping fair tomiddlin, thankee.

No RILLY, Noel. There are gaps in the posts up the top, look. That was some funny shite right there.

Is that the only time Nicole has sang at wembley ;-)

I'm sure it was Sharon's microphone
I'LL have to be v sad and watch it again

Screw Loose has lost a tonne of weight.

I'd look like a HGV standing next to Shitsinger but Screwbo looked alright

No duet will ever beat Beyoncé and Alexandra and "listen"

Arf @ 'at the edge of HMS Glory and about to board'

oooh, are we being spied on?

Oh dear the recap. Really trying to make Nicholas look young with the first song. More shouting from screw. And Luke doing drunk football crowd singing.

She said 2 stone on something, Noel.
I think more. I lost a stone in the last few months and it doesn't fecking show like that, not even half.

Surely no one thought that was actually good.

Beyonce shouted Burko off the stage on that- it was brilliant.

JLS woz robbed

No I know Sue, I had the same in posts

I think mine was when I did creepy wee brackets- they showed straight after I pressed post but disappeared on the refresh.

Twerent half as funny without the creepy wee brackets

I think Nicholas and Shane was best duet sadly!

Honestly think Wee Barra did best in the duets.

No. I thought it was two women having a shouting competition in not particularly nice dresses.

SueP - I'm super, thank you.

I like Bam Sailey. She does love her kids - and as we all know, that it all that really matters in the world of Popular Music.

ooo. here come the no-hopers

YY, maybe was creepy wees

Wanger!

If there was any doubt that Shtslinger oversang Screw, then that clip proves it, only Shit was singing!!