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X Factor- it's the FINAL this weekend! Three songs each, including a duet!

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Raahh · 13/12/2013 17:35

I KNOW it is a little early, and most of the songs were leaked last week(and are on the last other thread) but I'm out tomorrow morning and cannot contain my excitement reallyXmas Grin

So here are the songs being sung on Saturday night.

Luke Friend
We Are Young by Fun
What Makes You Beautiful by Luke Friend
DUET: Anything Could Happen by and performed with Ellie Goudling

Nicholas McDonald
Candy by Robbie Williams
Angel by Sarah McLachlan
DUET: Flying Without Wings by Westlife and performed with Shane Filan

Sam Bailey
Edge Of Glory by Lady Gaga
Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush
DUET: Any I’m Telling You by Jennifer Hudson and performed with Nicole Scherzinger

Bizarrely, Sam is performing her duet with Nicole. Of course, a duet with Sharon would have been odder. Clearly, the producers need to keep Shitsinger busy, or else she will be at the desk mainlining shiitake mushrooms.

And no X Factor final is complete without a Wee Westshoiter, this time it's the turn of 'The Bankrupt One'

We're going to need wine.Xmas Grin

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BitOfFunWithSanta · 14/12/2013 21:20

Ok, ok Grin

I sat in the next booth in a swanky bar to Some of Westlife (I didn't know who was who then) and my mate pointed them out. I went to ask them for an autograph for my daughter (who would prob not be arsed to be honest). The one who does most of the singing asked me "Is that an engagement ring?", and I said "No, it's just a ring", and then he said "Well bend over then and show us your other one" ...I told him he was the biggest arsehole in there that night.

Raahh · 14/12/2013 21:20

I might even have voted, if they'd wheeled out Ozzy. Might.

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Raahh · 14/12/2013 21:21

why is she wearing an Elf jumper?

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BitOfFunWithSanta · 14/12/2013 21:21

Oh, and then I shopped him to the Mirror's 3am Girls, who put it in their "Wicked Whispers" column. Result!

TalcAndTurnips · 14/12/2013 21:21

I would like to question the physics of attempting flying without wings.

Either one one must be using some sort of thruster rocket or jet-pack - or be in some sort of zero-gravity situation. Which would make it more of a float than a fly.

It is a little irresponsible to be leading young Nicholas on in this way. He is only five, after all. Shame on you, Filan.

SuePurblybilt · 14/12/2013 21:21

They're all such cocks. Innit.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 14/12/2013 21:22

Gets me every time Bof, he looks like such a naice boy...

CalamitouslyWrong · 14/12/2013 21:22

Ozzy would probably be a bit oozy.

Sam pretends that this wasn't just the result of no one else wanting to sing with her/xfactor cost cutting.

Raahh · 14/12/2013 21:22

I hate this song. it gets trotted out all the time. In shouty fashion.

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Maryz · 14/12/2013 21:22

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SuePurblybilt · 14/12/2013 21:22

i never knew you insulted-and-told, boffles. That's new for 2013.

ThistletoeAndWine · 14/12/2013 21:22

Who is the stylist tonight!!!

Raahh · 14/12/2013 21:22

She's still best suited to cruises. Sorry.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 14/12/2013 21:23

No illusion wear for this though.

SuePurblybilt · 14/12/2013 21:23

More stalkery shite. Let him go, love. He's just not that into you.

JoyeuxNoelHeadbands · 14/12/2013 21:23

And I'm Telling You

God I hate these songs- the really American Idol, untuneful caterwauling ones. Blee

Raahh · 14/12/2013 21:23

Didn't Chowmein sing this last year.

Shout it, Shitty!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 14/12/2013 21:23

They're both super shouty.

ThistletoeAndWine · 14/12/2013 21:23

It's sounds like it's all about
Nicole !

squoosh · 14/12/2013 21:23

The audio is fucked up. Was that Sharon I heard nattering?

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TheDetective · 14/12/2013 21:23

Oh dear, someone is going to be in trouble for fucking up the backing track!

Raahh · 14/12/2013 21:23

My ears hurt. This is awful.

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BadgersNadgers · 14/12/2013 21:23

Ooo, karaoke night in Hull

BitOfFunWithSanta · 14/12/2013 21:23

Gotta keep it fresh, Sue...