X Factor - British Song Book-The RESULTS! Who has the 'Apathy Factor' ?

[Raahh]

I hope ICBINB goes tonight.

Or Tamehra, just for fun.

Not looking forward to Miley.

I had a dream about HowardTakeThat last night-we were looking after children in a nursery together-he was very attractive.
I came over all funny and couldnt concentrate on the kids

They're both going to be absolute shit in this sing off though.

I dislike the Zingzilla almost as much as I dislike Hannah.

I dislike neither as much as I hate Louis who is going to make me punch my telly when he vacillates about which one of the bottom feeders in the sing off to send home.

Mel off Mel 'n' Sue seems to be the voiceover of choice for everything at the moment.

Cor, you lucky bugger, snice.
I mostly dream about what I should be doing at work. And it isn't Howard.

Noel- they did. They are really milking the farewell bit...

Did anyone else just get giant turkeys with laser eyes?

Or have I finally lost the plot....?

One of my best friends at school claimed to really fancy Jason orange. About 6 months later she came out, so I guess she was just picking one at random.

Bazza is going to take great pleasure in sending ICBINB home.

I think Luke is being fed Sossidges.

I can't think about Howard Take That now without thinking of the Star Stories episode, where he talked like Chewbacca

Love Ant and Dick in the Jungle.

We did SayCool

Maybe they could bring in giant turkeys with laser eyes for the xfactor elimination.

Guitar = cheating

Starting out shouting does not bode well.

On a good night they can, Maryz...

there was no action in my Howard dream Sue-although to be honest I would have done if he'd asked me

That's what XF needs to do, actually make them sing for survival.
Arnie can chase the loser with an elephant gun.

DH just wandered in and said who are they? Are they gonna do a duet

Ah see now, it wouldn't be X Factor without the U2 cover

U2-how very original.

When Will he ditch that chuffing tourniquet???

DH suggests he may be looking for shampoo...