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[neiljames77]

Who'll be the toxic, acidic character this year? There's always at least one. I don't usually watch the reality stuff but I quite like this.

Hmphh. Blooming football.

Football? Why not show that on ITV234567, why ITV? That has ruined my evening.

Gutted! Can't believe it's not on tonight! What the hell am I supposed to do now? I might even have to, I don't know, have a conversation with OH! I hate football!

For the first time in ages I have control of the TV when football is on as DH is away and they go and cancel my programme?? I am not happy.

Wasn't there some controversy when Matthew Wright split up with his first wife Caroline Monk or am I just dreaming it. I thought he has dumped her when she had breast cancer and that's why I've always disliked him

None of us could possibly know the full background to why "he dumped her," or they split up sugar.
It's bound to be much more complex.

He was never married to Caroline Monk. His first wife was someone else.

Looking forward to tonight, where I get to join in the moaning about other people not voting for the right celebrities to do the trials whilst categorically refusing to go anywhere near the telephone.

Although feeling slightly left out at knowing absolutely nothing about Matthew Wright's private life, who is Caroline Monk?

Gutted again! I'm working tonight and will miss it! Aaaaaaaargh!

Looking forward to tonight- is it a double episode? Kids can't stay up that late so will have to record it again.

Well, they were still together during her treatment. They didn't split up til she was finished treatment.

Oh bloody hell, another winner-takes-all trial.

Ha! Tie breaker involving time. That's Joey stuffed then.

Reckon Joey might duck this one so the other team can eat.

If he does, you can guarantee the producers will get their heads together and think of a way to make it illegal to do this!

Mathew must surely win the tiebreaker as Joey will be unable to count out to 60.
I don't think Joey will duck out, he's not that nice.

Where do all the bugs and crabs go at the end of the trial?

Ridiculous this winner takes all. I'm going to complain....

Oh that can't be right. How could Joey get a time task correct?

I am starting to have an irrational hatred of Joey, which probably means he is destined to win the whole show.

FGS.

Awww! Poor Matthew. Wanted him to win.
Joey could count to 60?! Wow.
And then he went and spoiled it all but saying he thought the crabs' pincers might cut his hair!

He must be good at counting from playing hide and seek when people just pissed off and left him there.......million and one.....million and two......