X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

Ginandit, i'm interested in the posh bit of croydon, i used to work there but i never saw the posh bit..........!

voting? VOTING?
What is, pliss?

The audience are screaming like they're being threatened with torture.

10 minutes of tedium before nothing much happens. Crocodiles and trap doors. That's what this needs.

Surely Joan will be out?

Abi was truly, truly, unspeakably bad.

Even draggy was more entertaining.

The re-cap always sounds even worse than the first time.

Oh, do we have to vote, I just lik slagging it off ont' internet.
Fwiw, I think draggy nanfucker is off.
But this week, I thought they were all worse than last week.

Sue- she has such a good nn though

If you were faced with a Joan v draggy sing off tomorrow, it would hard to justify not sending draggy back to her white van. Despite how annoying fey tedium is.

i'm going Draggy and Joan for the sing off with Joan emerging triumphant on Sunday

It's sad, Raah
I predict KimberlyDontWash and Joan in the bottom. I think Draggy Nanfucker will be saved.

they're all dreadful

but draggy is in a category all her own

ZingZilla was better than last week, but only because he was as bad last week as Joan was this week.

Yes Nancy I was wondering too. I used to go there for ikea. It's not near ikea...

although I'm not convinced Crood boy is that popular

Everybody's asking Bazza about Rough Copy. Probation Officers. Detectives. Everybody.

oh that's who she reminds me of! That woman in the burger van on catherine tate, "you shat ap Vern"

crossed with a Slitheen

the 'reminder' section has just reminded me they are all shite

Sam and shelly look like the end of the night down the Biggs market.

Sue- you forgot immigration!

Joan lewis really is wearing a dreadful dress

Love the names for the contestants on here! Abi was awful IMHO, just don't "get" her at all. Loved, loved, loved, Tamera and Hannah.

Dermot looks increasingly unhappy on this show

My laptop has decided enough is enough