X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

Rylan is pleather shorts. It will happen.

have you lot all got the Iceland ad?
Can anyone explain it?

I think abi will struggle on holiday camp week. She's awaiting funereal week to really shine. Especially if anyone requests a pagan funeral.

Noooo- don't mention the gendered Kinder eggs....

she's the sort of person who goes to festivals, gets very drunk very early, shouts over the music, starts a fist fight in the toilets and then posts 100 photos on facebook of herself and her chums getting their baps out

WHY is Piers Morgan still on the tellybox? I thought we'd sent him to the colonies?

DH has decided that Mumsnet is harsh.

I haven't read half of the comments out!

Green- yes. Instagram. Bet she knows how to use instagram.

Lol at pagan funeral

What did we have as well as Sausage Droll last week?

Read him out the really nasty ones!

Do they not have shopping centres in Croydon?

Piers Morgan is the kind of person punchable TV's should be invented for

The Greggsorcist was suggested.

Will she be singing the Rupert The Bear theme tune?

they've had her on a diet haven't they

Because she's acting like it's a revelation.

A shopping trip, with someone else paying, is always good.

Don't take Tamehra.

I so want a punch able TV

A rupert the bear playsuit. A makeover you say, Shitsinger? What fun! but why?

I think someone has started this one at the wrong speed.

Noel go on take a sip

This will improve

and then given her the most unflattering dress ever

oh nicole this was just mean

look at what they have done to her