X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

Stretchy bandage dress

All the better for poo-squatting in

Way to make an insecure person feel better about themselves. Put them in front of a changing room multi mirror

Nice that they are re-cycling Misha B's hair pieces.

They're building a Westfield in Croydon...

Is she going to cry?

Yeah, but 'oh another floor!' Is the sort of thing you'd expect if you imported someone from 1973. I'm sure they have escalators in Croydon.

I think I'm going to be a stylist, it must be the easiest job in the world

Great voice but just so......ungainly

She's 17, Louis.

pfft.

Way to make an insecure person feel better about themselves. Put them in front of a changing room multi mirror

and then stand next to Nicole

Pore old Louis. So used to them ALL being only sixteen.

No no no to the dress!!!

Poor girl

Liked the hair, and that she didn't do it all weepily

Director: I think you're underestimating the skill it takes to choose the least flattering and most awful outfits for people. It's an art!

"16, 17, what's another year" says Louis
!!!!

face goose bumps?

Shazza sooooooo hates Nicole.

Dannii, you are last weeks chip paper.

Try the drugs, Gary. They'll give you goosebumps on the face. Or Botox.

Shitsinger has totally lost it. Hash tag face goosebumps.

oh so the poo squat is a real thing

ROAR at Shitsinger's 'face squeezing'
Course, we know it better as 'nipple twiddling', but you use your words.

No, Nicole, that's just something you caught on your trip to croydon...

Oh Shitsinger...you're such a Sh-knobhead. But I love you

Arbs

she needs a crying nickname but I'm not witty enough to think of one

I get face goosebumps if my child does something dangerous in front of me.

Who are you all voting for then?