Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

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Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green .

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

Just caught up - did anyone else hear Jamie call Spencer ""Puggy " at the end ?!?! I rewatched it with subtitles - for a minute Spencers face was laughing /horrified (probably at the thought of this nickname catching on..!!)

Why does Phoebe keep going on with the 'ultimate betrayal' crap. She doesn't own a bloke she dated years ago ???!!!? Phoebe is such a nasty girl.

i loved the way andy has been dissing TT

she is soooo EA and he is not having any of it and think he looks like my DS2 but already said that

i liked the spencer penis photo, I cannot lie

hate the man, like his nob

Phoebe gets more and more awful every week! She's shocking.
Also had a little giggle when TT said, "do you think I want to be here?" to Andy in the forest.
Well... yes. Because you're here. Can see how he got that impression, dear.

Louise's look of disbelief when Phoebe was telling her about Fran's crocodile tears. I'm just imagining TTs tears then

Tiff reminds me of someone can't think who. Apart from that mad girl who was all over Hugo at a house party yonks ago.

Jamie's penis just looks wrong, it looks angry! Spencer's is marginally better but still I wouldn't touch either of these 'men' with a barge pole!

How unhinged was Spencer? He is a sociopath and the pully thing with his hair was frankly scary.

I would like a partnership between Spencer and Phoebe, let the totally unhinged live happily ever after. (They would both have to be neutered so as their union could not produce any off spring...)

Andy's singing was good.
TT is a absolute mess, she will try and grind poor Andy down until he takes her back.
Lucy has cried maybe twice, TT never stops yet she looked smug.
Tiff is awful and Steve is nice, what is he thinking...?!

All in all it was a great episode, roll on next week!

whose legs are those in the spenny-cock-shot? are they Stephanie's?

love all of the willie-based musings on this thread.

In the background of Jamie's shot you can see tara in the mirror d'oh!
he is such a little boy, wanging it round for praise.
If nothing else this shows the danger of mobile phones in the bedroom.

Loving the willy shots!!! I bet Spencer's is riddled!!! Jamies is obviously fake.
I love Mark Francis and Victoria's little chats - they are hilarious.
Has Spencer conveniently forgotten how badly he treated Jamie when he was 'in love' with Louise, he literally stole her from under his nose. AND Lucy went out with Jamie first anyway so Spencer actually dated Jamies ex!
And that Tiff - she looks like a troll!!!

Spenny calling Jamie on his morals... hilarious...

Trash tv at its finest!

I have just watched after a shit day and had tears rolling down my face at Mark Francis 'Sleeping Bag Bag'

Mark Francis should have his own show!!

he's on ITV2 now on the keith lemon thing

Thanks for that - I've recorded it on +1!!!

Stevie has a blog

I get the sense he likes using big words.... but he is a sweetheart.

Stevie and Tiff must NOT end up together - "Stiff" it can't happen.

love how he mocks her laugh ' ''am I really that funny? I suppose I did say my pizza was big'' '

I don't really see Stevie with Tiff. Strange looking creature.

This week's Sabotage Times

AAAARRRRGGGGG Weezes cringy dancing is burned onto my retinas. Stop stalking andy woman!

Eek, why did I click on the scary Jamie penis picture! will have nightmares!

Wow, Spencer is something else. I bet that psychologist wishes those sessions with him were real, she could have a field day with his narcissism and sociopathology*

*i am not a psychologist, I don't know what I'm talking about. Spencer is a controlling dick though.

Ok I am actually going to have to punch him.

How I hate his smirky, evil face. Good for Louise telling him the truth about himself though.