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Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

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Sparklysilversequins · 13/10/2013 14:30

Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green Sad.

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

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TigOldBitties · 04/11/2013 23:30

TT is just an abysmal human being. I cannot bear her she is horrendous. At least Phoebes funny.

Mark Francis, classic as always.

Loved the boys mocking biscuits, so on point.

I really don't understand these people. They are not my people. I would have battered phoebe by now, they're all very restrained and icy.

TheGhostOfMargaretPast · 04/11/2013 23:32

I think they should have showed Spenny's psychiatrist observing him from a distance when he was pulling his hair out talking to Jamie.

stayathomegardener · 04/11/2013 23:32

Your confused deepfriedsage,in one brief shot of the camping trip it was a winters night with no leaves on the trees...then back to mid summer.

TigOldBitties · 04/11/2013 23:45

Why does Spencer keep doing this weird clutch of his floppy fringe top hair thingy.

It's making me very annoyed.

TigOldBitties · 04/11/2013 23:47

Also I think I could scare the shit out of Spencer so this hard man act is HILARIOUS.

"Then we're gonna have a serious problem!!!" LOL, like what, he might flick his hair and splash him with a drink again. Or even worse do his angry little frowny face. He makes my 6 year old look 'ard as nails.

UnknownGnome · 04/11/2013 23:49

And why does Spencer feel he owns the rights to all the girls he's slept with? Lucy's a free agent. Can't she decide who she has a relationship with? Even if it is one of spenny's bois?

He's a that. I can't believe he's a real person.

UnknownGnome · 04/11/2013 23:50

My phone's so polite. Of course i meant to refer to Spencer as a twat, not a that!

notanyanymore · 05/11/2013 00:09

Ha! Just seen the willy pic Blush

PrimalLass · 05/11/2013 00:23

Naked Spencer is on Twitter. Look if you dare.

twitter.com/ThisKidShovel/status/397510618007101440/photo/1

JaceyBee · 05/11/2013 00:27

Hmm. Not bad. Still be a cold day in hell though!

slalomsuki · 05/11/2013 07:14

Thought last nights episode was a hoot. Where I am a full fight would have broken out if a drink had been thrown rather than just bemusement.

Have been practising my eye rolling but it hurts!

mrscynical · 05/11/2013 07:41

I loved Mark Francis' disbelief that a sleeping bag would come in it's own bag and the fact that he could not be friends with anyone who owned such an item!

Grin
fromparistoberlin · 05/11/2013 08:41

finally have seen spencers penis Thanks

I loved andy last night (bar his singing), and his nose is like my DS2
Spencer and jamie however, almost uncomfortable viewing yes its TV but he is a fucking sociopath

Tiff is minging and is butt clenchingly awful to watch, WHY

I really like lego-man and binky, I know it wont last but....

agree with the slut term useage, come on girls trim it

TheGhostOfMargaretPast · 05/11/2013 09:12

Spencer looks better naked than clothed. I would still never go there.

noddyholder · 05/11/2013 09:15

I think Binky and Alex will last! Spencer is deranged throwing drinks just awful. Lucy is a bit of a wreck really hard front but just crumbles when men are involved tragic Going off her as think she is unstable

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sparklysilversequins · 05/11/2013 10:22

Binky and Alex seem really settled together don't they? Sweet.

Spencer deserved a pop on the nose for throwing that drink at Jamie. When you consider how he pursued TT when she was with Jamie? Shock Words fail me.

Stevie nooooooo! You are too good for Beaky Tiff.

I'm off Phobe again. She's such a spoilt little me, me, me Madam.

I'm actuality bored beyond endurance by Andy and TT I fast forward through their bits especially Andys cringey singing.

Proudlock is nothing more than a stirrer. He's always dropping little conversational bombs and sits back smirking waiting for the result. Quite funny actually.

I think Jamie and Lucy should get together and tell Spencer where to stick it. He clearly would have gone for her if Spencer wasn't through his considerable weight about.

Since when did Cheska become a mover and shaker in The Music Industry? Hmm

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TigOldBitties · 05/11/2013 10:23

Have you all seen Jamie's naked pic, also floating around twitter.

If not, for your viewing pleasure:

twitter.com/JamesSailor2/status/367612451165982720/photo/1

(Obviously NSFW/DC) It was posted by Tara.

Bluetone · 05/11/2013 10:42

Looks like I joined this thread just at the right time! Jamie's dick looks false though?

I wish someone would remind Spencer he shagged Louise when Jamie was actually still with her. Can't believe how high and mighty he is and talking about Jamie's lack of morals, wtf?!

It's funny how right at the start I hated Andy and Lucy, now I really like them. They should get together just to piss everyone off. They had a couple of dates last series didn't they?

Mark Francis is hilarious. His total disgust st a sleeping bag was very funny. Grin

TigOldBitties · 05/11/2013 11:11

Bluetone, DH and I said that we thought it looked like he was holding a dildo and maybe thats why he didn't seem to care it was posted.

I can imagine him posing for a pic thinking HA HA then everyone will think I have a massive knob as opposed to being one

Had quite a heated debate at work as some think its his.

Bluetone · 05/11/2013 11:48

I think I need to have a closer look Wink

ChaffinchOfDoom · 05/11/2013 12:30

his balls seem too far away from his...trunk...er...don't they

words fail me too with spencer. he's been sweating his hair gel off think that's why he kept tugging his forelock in rage.
Jamie should just fuck him off now.

I too am from a town where 'men' don't douse each other in Campari. I suppose they don't punch in Chelsea so as not to wind up with a lawsuit from daddy's barrister

TT was a foolish fool going to the camp with crazy phoebe. Fran and Lucy make a nice bitchy pair!

also - I snurked when Rosie asked 'Little One' if she was OK meaning TT... and Phoebe answered her heh heh

JustAnotherFucker · 05/11/2013 12:32

Hmm I'm undecided if its real or not, may have to do a full screen inspection Grin

Spennys wasn't as big as I'd thought by the way he bangs on about his prowess.

BBQshapes · 05/11/2013 12:38

Does anyone know where I can download Made in Chelsea? Can't watch on demand as have moved abroad. Am having major withdrawals and this thread is killing me!

Bluetone · 05/11/2013 12:59

I thought that too chaffinch unless he's pulling his balls really hard. Which would also explain the colour of them/it. I'm spending far too much time thinking about this.

ScandinavianPrincess · 05/11/2013 13:26

I am having the same prob as also live overseas BBQ. Someone used to upload it to youtube but the episodes keep being taken down due to copyright.