X FACTOR- The LIVE shows begin. It's 80's Songs Week!

[Raahh]

As promised, here is the shiny new live show thread.

Sadly, they have not provided us with a shiny new theme

Song choices for this week are rumoured to be:

X Factor 2013 songlist – Week 1

Abi Alton – Livin’ On A Prayer

Sam Bailey – Power of Love

Hannah Barrett – What’s Love Got To Do With It

Sam Callahan – Summer of ‘69

Tamera Foster – Ain’t Nobody

Luke Friend – Every Breath You Take

Kingsland Road – I’m Your Man

Nicholas McDonald – True

Miss Dynamix – Jump

Rough Copy – In The Air Tonight

Lorna Simpson – So Emotional

Shelley Smith – Alone

So, basically it's 'The most obvious song choices from the 80's we could possibly have chosen' week. And Whitney.

This song never gets any less creepy.

Especially when sung by someone in a velour jacket and unwashed hair.

Swampy is off-key.

this is such fucking crap I can't even enjoy the badness.

It is beyond parody.

My 9yo can burp a better version than this

This is making my ears bleed

If Sting was actually deadwhich he sadly isn't he'd be spinning

Gob DS1 calls him Mowgli.

He is shit!

I think Mogwli is good......

I won't be watching him at all

Everything about this is wrong. Every single thing

he has confidence though

Sting will be along in a minute to send him back to the rainforest with his fellow orang-utans.

We CANNOT do Trollfucker, Raah. He's twelve or something.

U2?? It's The Police.

Not too bad actually.

Sorry, Mowgli.....

U2? Sting, innit.

Ok dh told me it was U2 he got a slap!!

Nicole's working out how to get his hair volume.

He's wearing leggings. Like Max wall. It's all wrong.

Shitsinger needs a weeeeee

Nicole's working out how to get his hair volume.

I feel a bit ill.

I like him.

But not what has been done to this song.

Fecksake. It doesn't sound right at all!

Thistlelicker - it's Sting and the Police, not U2......