X FACTOR- The LIVE shows begin. It's 80's Songs Week!

[Raahh]

As promised, here is the shiny new live show thread.

Sadly, they have not provided us with a shiny new theme

Song choices for this week are rumoured to be:

X Factor 2013 songlist – Week 1

Abi Alton – Livin’ On A Prayer

Sam Bailey – Power of Love

Hannah Barrett – What’s Love Got To Do With It

Sam Callahan – Summer of ‘69

Tamera Foster – Ain’t Nobody

Luke Friend – Every Breath You Take

Kingsland Road – I’m Your Man

Nicholas McDonald – True

Miss Dynamix – Jump

Rough Copy – In The Air Tonight

Lorna Simpson – So Emotional

Shelley Smith – Alone

So, basically it's 'The most obvious song choices from the 80's we could possibly have chosen' week. And Whitney.

No road safety here either.

But 12 tins of tuna at farm foods. I don't even know where a farm foods is round here. That's how much I'd forgotten they existed as a shop.

but then I live near Kingsland Road!

SayCool- i know. One thread would last a whole series.

It would be far less entertaining if we sat here saying how talented and well styled they all were, and how sensible the judges' comments were.

How did you all fail to mention Joan's pitch?

her backing dancers have been on an all-Sunny D diet since July ready for tonight

nothing like a few shaved, oiled orange men to complement a shit voice

I'd forgotten who'd just sung!

Madame- hope you aren't trying to sell your house!

hahahahahahahah Nicole didn't remember her anyway.

Do you remember someone pinched our idea? not as funny tho

Her eyes are wandering cause of the gin, nevermind the dancers.

Anyone who has watched X factor been to karaoke will know that you do not have to be a great singer to sing a Whitney Houston song.

raah..no house to sell...

I actually meant the proper kingsland road in Hackney where the 'boyz' live and took their name from!

Oh lord yes- 'Do what you like' by Take That - a G.A.Y performance on video, that one.

I cannot be arsed to think of a NN for Lorna. And I'm not sure I'll need to.

Laura is so dull, I'm revisiting our album tracks from last year. Sue- you came up with When You're In Love With An Elderly Woman

Notice Louis didnt specify singing it well, or even adequately.

madame- i know, I am worried that they will bring down the area

Oo oo oo - YAWNA. See what i did there?

I was most affronted at that Sue

It just shows how shite this is when we are all talking about Nanfucker!

It's a good job they are only following Twitter and not this thread.

but maybe you meant that..

am confusing myself.

ooh we need to tweet...