X FACTOR- The LIVE shows begin. It's 80's Songs Week!

[Raahh]

As promised, here is the shiny new live show thread.

Sadly, they have not provided us with a shiny new theme

Song choices for this week are rumoured to be:

X Factor 2013 songlist – Week 1

Abi Alton – Livin’ On A Prayer

Sam Bailey – Power of Love

Hannah Barrett – What’s Love Got To Do With It

Sam Callahan – Summer of ‘69

Tamera Foster – Ain’t Nobody

Luke Friend – Every Breath You Take

Kingsland Road – I’m Your Man

Nicholas McDonald – True

Miss Dynamix – Jump

Rough Copy – In The Air Tonight

Lorna Simpson – So Emotional

Shelley Smith – Alone

So, basically it's 'The most obvious song choices from the 80's we could possibly have chosen' week. And Whitney.

She is hardly wearing shoulder pads. She's got round shoulders!

Because it was plain cruel of Sharon to put her through, October.

This was the inevitable result.

Shelly reminds me of that woman that Peter Kay did on that spoof xfactor type show.

Dermis looks fucking terrified of this one

Do you think Sharon's on morphine or something? With a face that tight it must be like a Chinese burn to the face.

You've gotta love Dermot - 'nothing says X Factor like a random stair lift'

He's just taking the piss now.

What's with the feckih comp,in the middle ????

ah xposts!!

oh I want to see that new hunger games film

Am I allowed to fancy JLS now?

Even with the condoms

What's she going to do next week? The Wurzels? Jethro? Pam Ayres Sings The Hit Parade?
Still, she's better than Jedward. And keeping the pleather industry afloat.

I agree on Peter Kay thought. It's unfortunately, and the stylists seem to have decided to embrace it rather than minimise it.

Shelly is Geraldine isn't she.

Oh Shit.

You are right.

She IS Nanfucker!

(she still looks like she should be writhing around with a snake)

I would like nanfucker to make a return, he was the inspiration behind some of the funniest comments i have ever seen on here. Remember songs with Nan in the title?

No, no, no, we cannot have Peter Kay as Geraldine because of Sami. Will nobody remember Sami?

Is she like the voldermal opera guy? put through for laughs ?

You can Noel as long as it doesn't include Aston, that would be sooo wrong!

I came up with the Nan songs idea first

Makes all my hours on here seem not such a waste of time after all

Judging by the amount of pleather in the shops of the metrocentre last weekend, I'd say the pleather industry is thriving (at least in NE England).

What/who is Nanfucker? Help the Virgin out.

Can you IMAGINE the Po we will get if she gets through to Christmas and we're calling her Draggy Nanfucker?

Noel you are my hero

Aston Bald Patch? Not Jeffin likely!