X FACTOR- The LIVE shows begin. It's 80's Songs Week!

[Raahh]

As promised, here is the shiny new live show thread.

Sadly, they have not provided us with a shiny new theme

Song choices for this week are rumoured to be:

X Factor 2013 songlist – Week 1

Abi Alton – Livin’ On A Prayer

Sam Bailey – Power of Love

Hannah Barrett – What’s Love Got To Do With It

Sam Callahan – Summer of ‘69

Tamera Foster – Ain’t Nobody

Luke Friend – Every Breath You Take

Kingsland Road – I’m Your Man

Nicholas McDonald – True

Miss Dynamix – Jump

Rough Copy – In The Air Tonight

Lorna Simpson – So Emotional

Shelley Smith – Alone

So, basically it's 'The most obvious song choices from the 80's we could possibly have chosen' week. And Whitney.

She looks like the jeffing Churchill dog.

HATE THIS SONG

and she's awful.

Alice - definitely. Dermot is out of bounds for slagging

but he's mine, hands off

She's talking about herself in the third person. Batty Shelly

Is she farting or is there a wind machine blowing that dress?

sharon is onto a nice little earner if she manages the cruise ship gals...

No power in her power ballad.

Okay okay lesson learnt, Dermot only!

How old is she?!?!

We have fake wind.

Maybe she's got water in her ears?

Bit early for Halloween.

If they say anything other than shouty and desperate, their pants will combust.

Nice wind machine deployment

at the Churchill dog.

Arbitrary- tbf, as themes go, it's a bit shit. They had a whole decade to go with, and look what they picked??

Fuckeroo.

I think she is going to be this year's Nanfucker, TBH!

She's frigging FURIOUS again.

Anger issues

Wind machines don't work will with fringes.

And a raised platform.

This is just awful.

She looks like Peter Kaye doing one of the girls from Heart.

Elevate as they say in Trumpton

Jiminy, what's with teh scaffolding?
No call for that. Looks proper windy up there, too.