X FACTOR- The LIVE shows begin. It's 80's Songs Week!

[Raahh]

As promised, here is the shiny new live show thread.

Sadly, they have not provided us with a shiny new theme

Song choices for this week are rumoured to be:

X Factor 2013 songlist – Week 1

Abi Alton – Livin’ On A Prayer

Sam Bailey – Power of Love

Hannah Barrett – What’s Love Got To Do With It

Sam Callahan – Summer of ‘69

Tamera Foster – Ain’t Nobody

Luke Friend – Every Breath You Take

Kingsland Road – I’m Your Man

Nicholas McDonald – True

Miss Dynamix – Jump

Rough Copy – In The Air Tonight

Lorna Simpson – So Emotional

Shelley Smith – Alone

So, basically it's 'The most obvious song choices from the 80's we could possibly have chosen' week. And Whitney.

JUMP. I really want to. Off a bridge.

HAHAHAHAHAHA at X Factor having to do the non discriminatory 'wouldn't have made any difference' thing.

See how long these last

Such a predictable song for the girl group.

HAHAHAHAHAHA at X Factor having to do the non discriminatory 'wouldn't have made any difference' thing.

See how long these last

Well you and me will call him that, hadme. Everyone else will just look at us like we're odd.

I'm not sure jumping is a good idea in her condition.

This is awful.

Right, cards on table, my mate's daughter was Nicholas' girlfriend before he entered.

They wont need an excuse if this performance is anything to go by- ouch!!

Can't do the poo swat with preggers piles.

Oh dear this isn't good is it.

Jump indeed. Erk.

I suspect somebody has been down there, actually.

It has actually been proved that the pg hormones can fuck your voice up.

So she's screwed.

awful.

Wasn't one of Two Shoes preggers. ToteAs Emoshe. They were at least funny.

They are beyond awful.

This is fecking awful!

Flat

They won't know WHAT to do with her now. The Madonna/Whore options of styling are all to cock. Demure and maternal? In a GURL BAND? Cannot be done.
And everyone knows pregnant women cannot be sexy. Indeed no.

What will plastic faced Sharon say about that little doozy of a performance?

Not the best.

Lorilee I apologise in advance for all the jokes I'm going to make about him

They'll be lame, don't worry

I missed Nicholas.... Was he good?

Oh god so bad. Why is Nicole lying to them? Saying they're good?

Jesus fuck, that was terrible.

She will show us an antenatal scan of the baby doing thumbs up because mummy is on X-Factor.